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more about #of whynotshesaid: I didn't realize there would be so many members of the anti-snowball fight contingent here. That's too bad. The world could use more spontaneous pub... more » BytheSea: Rev Hughes - Way to miss out on an opportunity to be relevant. On what planet are teenage boys "hard to reach" w/r/t advertising cheap, tasty, junk f... more » CherriSpryte: DC AND Poland!? Here is a very long comment you will most likely skip but makes valid points: 1) I'm really surprised so many commenters are anti-sno... more » frozengrapes: Alright, pulling a gun out in that situation is ridiculous. However, here is my interpretation of the issue (coming from a resident of DC who was here... more » Jessper: While hipsters are kind of annoying when doing their "thing", I'd be a little pissy if someone pulled a GUN on me for a snowball. Also, it is terrifyi... more » Valkyrie607: Cops have too much power. And too many of them are on a damn ego-boosting power trip. If this was a crowd of rowdy, poor, non-white kids having a snow... more » BearDownCBears: And then a snowplow came by and scooped up the dumb hipsters and the shithead cop and dumped them all into the Potomac, the end. Ha, just kidding! T... more » fridaphile: How do people start a plot like that?? "I have an idea. Let's take one of the most infamous and horrible signs in all of modern history. You know, jus... more » BuffySummers: "A British woman was temporarily blinded when her eyes were glued shut during an eye lash tinting treatment at a beauty salon." That treatment should... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Does DC give cops Hummers to drive? If not, it doesn't surprise me that the type of cop who would pull a gun at a snowball fight is the type of jerk-w... more » lauralauramc: thankyouthankyouthankyou for posting this video! cnn had the same footage, but chose to call the event an anti-iraq war rally. TOTAL BULLSHIT! her... more » Phyllis Nefler: I wasn't aware that fast food restaurants were missing out on the teen boy market. Thank god they figured out a terrific solution to the problem. more » Awestruck: You start watching that video thinking "Jeez, what a douchebag!" and end it thinking "Jeez, what a bunch of douchebags!" Those kids were seriously act... more » Penny: Why is it that we give the stupidest fucking people guns? more » DorothyBarker: Wait, how do I get the twenty off the dresser without touching it? #beat more » pesematology: Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat more » andromache: is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat more » excessorized: "unbenounced"? well katy perry, unbeknownst to you, i always suspected you were dumb, but now i have proof. #beat more » Crackers in Bed: that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat more » amsci: CoCo's photo just reminded me that Thanksgiving is next week. #beat more » -
#leftovers
"Don't Bring A Gun To A Snowball Fight" • Stolen Auschwitz Sign Recovered In Pieces
• A Washington D.C. police office was caught on video this weekend waving his gun at a large group of adults having a snowball fight. When confronted, he said he drew his gun, ''because I got hit with snowballs.'' More » -
#tweet
Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Today in Tweet Beat, members of different Real Housewives cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym. More » -
#ragtrade
Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
- The Olsen twins are launching a new juniors' collection for JC Penney, home of the brands Kimora Lee Simmons, Bisou Bisou, and Charlotte Ronson. It'll be called Olsenboye and is expected in stores this spring. [The Cut]
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#dirtbag
John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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#vaginamonologues
Last Night Joan Rivers' Vagina Got Roasted
On last night's Comedy Central's Roast of Joan Rivers, an assortment of (mostly) not-that-famous celebrities paid homage to the groundbreaking comedienne Joan Rivers by cracking jokes about her supposedly old, decrepit, used-up, nauseating, ugly vagina... and face. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
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#stuffhappens
Anti-Consumerist Video Divides Parents, Teachers
In 2007, Annie Leonard created "The Story of Stuff," a short, child-friendly video that explains the problems with consumer culture. Teachers love it because of its straight-forward format, but many parents aren't so happy. More » -
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#john
R.I.P. John Mortimer
John Mortimer, beloved writer and creator of the iconic barrister and eccentric Rumpole of the Bailey, has died at 85. Mortimer was also an outspoken advocate of free speech and human rights. Farewell! [IHT] -
#alifeinpictures
What Was Obama Thinking? The College Years
As previously mentioned, Time announced that Barack Obama is its Person of the Year. As part of the coverage, it featured photographer Lisa Jack's college pictures of Barry, which we caption after the jump.
