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more about #objectumsexuality mariamariamaria: "Is that couch banging in English?" - HAHAHAHAHA! more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: What Lore has predicted has come to pass, you godless couchfuck... [badgods.com] more » southernbelle: My couch is sexy too, but only after it has had a couple of drinks, slipped into my husband's old David Bowie t-shirt and starts reading aloud from Mo... more » neurotickitten: This makes me think of the Dave Attell routine, where he fucks the couch and gets an m+m stuck up his penis-hole (probably not the right word for it.)... more » The HZA.: This reminds me I am like 5 weeks behind in Nip Tuck. Is it online anywhere? more » Dallifornia: Umm, male OS is everywhere. It's called a Fleshlight. I think men in search of love from the non-living swing more for the 'Real Doll' scene (althoug... more » shavethatsoulpatch: On a more serious note, does anyone who watches the show really think they're going to kill Christian off? Could the show go on after that? more » goldfarb: the educational website about OS isn't working... maybe someone is 'doing something' to the server... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: It's all well and good to fuck the couch but when it comes down to making that couch an honorable piece of furniture, men get cold feet. Damn your mal... more » BabyJane: Damn! I've got to remember to clean under and in and between the cushions of my couch just in case one of my house guests is feeling frisky. I'm sure ... more » BluebellaElliot: I actually think I've seen this kind of thing on Xtube. Except it wasn't OS, just masturbation. more » Pocahaunted: WHAT ELSE HAS COUCH-FUCKER BEEN IN?! more » itsmejill: I can't stop thinking of Dave Chapelle as Rick James: "Fuck yo' couch, nigga! Fuck. Yo'. Couch." more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: I always feel like such a dork for not being able to get into this show. I just don't care about the actual doctors that much, they sort of annoy me. ... more » Triana Orpheus: If I could find a man to do me like he was doing that couch (and that chair) I would be a happy campy. more » richcreamerybutter: the women usually aim to marry the objects they love, while men aren't as interested in that aspect I don't think this would necessarily open a can of... more » Hamsterpants: OMG a couch fucking video is NSFW??? C'mon! more » CerebralMagpie: Boston Legal did this before Nip Tuck (James Spader is the shizzy), but not in such an explicit way. Ahh shock value TV, you lose - an Alan Shaw diatr... more » devilchyld22: holy shit. why haven't i been watching this show!?!? more » sassenach: For a sec, I thought the sofa lover was Christian. I don't like that in my TV boyfriend. more » -
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Nip/Tuck Features Objectum Sexuality
On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity. More »
