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more about #obamapuppy Tart of Darkness: I am loving them so much! The first lady and Malia sitting on the floor with the new baby. It rocks! This is what a family looks like!!! I'm also l... more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Puppy! Pinstripes! more » brendastarlet is on it: I love the fact that he was welcomed with a lei. Aloha, Bo Obama! more » JinxyMcDeath: Lily, In the words of the great Courtney Love, "I made my bed, I lie in it." Signed, Jinxy more » A Small Turnip: Oh god. This may be the year that I get a puppy. I can't fight it anymore. I want a Bo Baby of my own SO BADLY. more » Maulleigh: They got a dog his name is Bo: And he's got the hi-pro Glow! Healthy hi-pro glow! Energy the hi-pro glow!! (Does anyone but me remember this commercial?) more » R_Claw: Bo! ZOMG, I'm so excited. more » Ipomoea: OMG, my friend's ex-boyfriend had a Portuguese water dog, and that dog was nothing but romp and idiocy and adorable. The Obamas are going to have suc... more » stoprobbers: LITTLE WHITEHOUSE PUPPY I AM COMING TO NOM NOM NOM NOM ON YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE!!1!11!!! (SECRET-KANYE-WEST SIGNING OUT.) more » pax: Does the dog already have his own White House webpage? Is the Pope Catholic? [www.whitehouse.gov] more » pax: Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels a little less hot every damn time I see a pic of Michelle Obama? *** Also, I'm struck again by how norma... more » SkipToMyLou: Presidential Easter outfits! This one's my fave. Please note John-John and Caroline matching cherry print suits. more » janetschmanet: I thought they were going to get a rescue dog? I don't have a problem with a dog given as a gift, but there was a big deal made over them proclaiming ... more » BowlingForDollars: Just when I think I can't love the First Family any more... more » bangers: cute dress, michelle! and ohmygoodness that is the cutest little dog. i wish i could get a dog right now, but as a college student that seems like a v... more » dcdulce: this deserves a haiku.... the first family welcomes Bo, the first doggie love affair begins more » sympathyforthebasementcat: The dog is very cute. I'm a little disappointed that they didn't adopt, but hopefully they'll encourage other families to rescue shelter dogs. more » lalaland13: Hello mister precious puppy. Hello there. I wish there was a font for "puppy voice." That guy is adorable. I kind of wish they had gone with a shelter... more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! more » Crackers in Bed: that lady gaga "disco stick" song has already been making the rounds for months - what does she mean she's "not going to release it" ? more » -
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The First Family Celebrates Easter And Welcomes Its Newest Member
[Washington, DC. April 12. Image via Getty.]
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Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
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Will The Easter Bunny Bring The Obama Girls Their Dog?
- Reports suggest that the Obama puppy has been selected and that it may well be an Easter gift to the Obama girls. Ted Kennedy may or may not be the Easter Bunny. [Washington Post]
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Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own.
