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more about #obama whynotshesaid: I didn't realize there would be so many members of the anti-snowball fight contingent here. That's too bad. The world could use more spontaneous pub... more » BytheSea: Rev Hughes - Way to miss out on an opportunity to be relevant. On what planet are teenage boys "hard to reach" w/r/t advertising cheap, tasty, junk f... more » CherriSpryte: DC AND Poland!? Here is a very long comment you will most likely skip but makes valid points: 1) I'm really surprised so many commenters are anti-sno... more » frozengrapes: Alright, pulling a gun out in that situation is ridiculous. However, here is my interpretation of the issue (coming from a resident of DC who was here... more » Jessper: While hipsters are kind of annoying when doing their "thing", I'd be a little pissy if someone pulled a GUN on me for a snowball. Also, it is terrifyi... more » Valkyrie607: Cops have too much power. And too many of them are on a damn ego-boosting power trip. If this was a crowd of rowdy, poor, non-white kids having a snow... more » BearDownCBears: And then a snowplow came by and scooped up the dumb hipsters and the shithead cop and dumped them all into the Potomac, the end. Ha, just kidding! T... more » fridaphile: How do people start a plot like that?? "I have an idea. Let's take one of the most infamous and horrible signs in all of modern history. You know, jus... more » BuffySummers: "A British woman was temporarily blinded when her eyes were glued shut during an eye lash tinting treatment at a beauty salon." That treatment should... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Does DC give cops Hummers to drive? If not, it doesn't surprise me that the type of cop who would pull a gun at a snowball fight is the type of jerk-w... more » lauralauramc: thankyouthankyouthankyou for posting this video! cnn had the same footage, but chose to call the event an anti-iraq war rally. TOTAL BULLSHIT! her... more » Phyllis Nefler: I wasn't aware that fast food restaurants were missing out on the teen boy market. Thank god they figured out a terrific solution to the problem. more » Awestruck: You start watching that video thinking "Jeez, what a douchebag!" and end it thinking "Jeez, what a bunch of douchebags!" Those kids were seriously act... more » Penny: Why is it that we give the stupidest fucking people guns? more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Bring on the Black Santa Claus! more » la.donna.pietra: The Cranberry Tree is actually low-key and cute. Also, teeny. more » whats_in_a_name: "gonna find out who's invited or not" more » RandiDavis2004: I really do not understand how The Daily Show gets people to sit down for interviews. They are pretty guaranteed to look like idiots. more » bthny: My favorite part was when Nikpour thought that Hanukkah had twelve nights. more » bobella12: Those children give me hope for the future of America. No, really. more » -
#leftovers
"Don't Bring A Gun To A Snowball Fight" • Stolen Auschwitz Sign Recovered In Pieces
• A Washington D.C. police office was caught on video this weekend waving his gun at a large group of adults having a snowball fight. When confronted, he said he drew his gun, ''because I got hit with snowballs.'' More » -
#waronchristmas
"The Biggest Test Yet Of The Obamas’ Entertaining Endurance And Party-Hosting Prowess"
I wish I could work in a really cheesy line about how even Santa Claus will have to go through extra security this Christmas at the White House! The words, "making a guest list, checking it twice" would be involved: More » -
#christmasspirit
"Woman, Go Take Your Pills!": Schoolgirls Respond To Samantha Bee's Christmas Conspiracies
On last night's Daily Show, Samantha Bee talked to Fox commentator Noelle Nikpour about Obama's evil socialist Christmas ornament agenda. But the best part of the segment was when Bee solicited reactions to ornament-gate from schoolchildren. More » -
#leftovers
Palin Hears Echos Of Going Rogue In Obama's Speech • Cheating Is Illegal For Minnesota Wives
• Is Obama pulling inspiration from Going Rogue? Sarah Palin seems to think so. After his speech yesterday in Oslo, Palin said she recognized some familiar sentiments: More » -
#clips
Obamas Bicker About Gifts In Oprah's Christmas Special
Are you stressed about holiday shopping? At least you're not Michelle Obama. In GMA's preview of Oprah's Christmas at the White House special, the President says, "Here's the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get." Clip at left. -
#leftovers
Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
• Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. • More » -
#politicalparties
Shameless Socialite Illustrates Advantages Of Being Thin, White & Blonde
The Washington Post's Robin Givhan knows the real reason Michaele and Tareq Salahi got into the White House. "Call it tall, thin, white, blonde privilege," she writes. More » -
#goodgrief
Tennessee Mayor: "Our Muslim President" Ruined Christmas
In yet another case of life imitating comedy to form farce, a Tennessee mayor is mad that "our muslim president" preempted The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Maybe he'd like to lighten up with some OutKast, or our mashup. [DailyKos] -
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#birthpains
Sarah Palin Encourages Assholes: Birther Edition
Yesterday afternoon former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin went where even Glenn Beck wouldn't, claiming that the American public is "rightfully" concerned about Obama's birth certificate. And her Facebook friends are loving it! More » -
#leftovers
Death Threats Against Obama No Higher Than Normal • Sarah Palin Receives "Great American" Award
• This morning, during a Homeland Security Committee hearing, U.S. Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan said that the number of death threats that have been leveled against Obama are no greater than those received by Bush or Clinton. • More » -
#sicksadworld
Google Explains Racist Search Results
Apparently, if you search for Michelle Obama in Google images, the first thing that appears is not a likeness of the First Lady, but instead an extremely offensive and racist picture. More » -
#lolbirthers
O Rly?
Yesterday, two men came forward to reveal that they lied (about Obama's foreign birth certificate and a gay love affair) at the behest of birther lawyer Orly Taitz. Taitz denies the allegations, and suspects "pressure" from "unknown individuals." [UPI] -
#notablequotable
Oh Snap: Dowd On Limbaugh
"[H]e ripped the president for having 'an out-of-this-world ego,' for being 'very narcissistic,' 'immature, inexperienced, in over his head.' (Isn't immaturity scoring OxyContin from your maid?) It gives new meaning to pot, kettle and black." [NYT] -
#personalfoul
Maureen Dowd, Sports, & The Perils Of Slamming Sexism
Yesterday we noted that female bloggers are frequently subject to comments about their sex lives. Of course, this happens to women in old media as well — as evinced by one conservative writer's vicious and lame takedown of Maureen Dowd. More » -
#livinglegend
Helen Thomas On Bloggers, The Press, And Obama's Failings
It's no secret that we think White House legend Helen Thomas is awesome; unfortunately, she doesn't return the sentiment. More » -
#leftovers
Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
• Residents of Mansfield, MA are not happy with a new salon about to be opened in their town. "Knockouts" is a Texas-based chain that offers "haircuts for men" from women dressed in boxing gear. • More » -
#ragtrade
Peoples Caught In Mad Men Craze; SJP For Halston?
- Elijah Wood and Shirley Manson star in a new ad campaign for Oliver Peoples Spring 2010 Resort Collection. Hate to say it, but in this Mad Men-inspired campaign, both come across as a poor woman's Joan & Don. [Black Book]
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#notablequotable
Gore Vidal Regrets Support Of Obama
"Hillary knows more about the world and what to do with the generals. History has proven when the girls get involved, they're good at it." — Gore Vidal, who also thinks we're heading for "military dictatorship". [TimesOnline] -
#ragtrade
Marc Going On Gay Housewives; Designers Unimpressed By Berlusconi
- Marc Jacobs is rumored to have signed on to appear on Kept, Logo's gay version of The Real Housewives. An open casting call will be held soon in New York to find other "high-powered (openly gay) playboys." [N.Y. Daily News]
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#cheneychild
Cheney's Daughter Still Protecting Our God-Given Right To Torture
Mary used to be the higher profile Cheney daughter, but now her older sister Liz Cheney is taking the spotlight, defending birthers and waterboarding on Larry King and at a recent "Smart Girl Summit." More »
