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"Nurse Of The Year" Not Actually A Nurse
Betty Lichtenstein, 56, spent $2,000 to stage a dinner honoring herself as the Connecticut Nursing Association's "Nurse of the Year." That Association doesn't exist, and Betty's facing criminal impersonation charges. As for her patients… Probably traumatized. [AP]
