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more about #nudity more comments → veronykah: That reminds me of a conversation I had with a co-worker. He was telling me about how one of his friends knows some playmates, she herself is a center... more » RenoMartini: Referring to a Playboy nude shoot as "classy" makes as much sense as me referring to Pabst as "breakfast." more » BringerofthePain: And think - she's still young enough to be Hef's daughter! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm fine with this if it's what she wants--but I somehow suspect she won't look 60 at all. more » femme-bot: Classy. don't think people know what that word means. more » cand86: "A dieter's guide to hidden calories", "Are you a slut?", and "Is your mom in bed with your boyfriend?" . . . while Playgirl was obviously sabotaged b... more » xay: The most disappointing thing about Playgirl for me when I finally saw one was the number of limp penis and spread asscheek shots. There wasn't a singl... more » Genevieve: I am pretty sure "as doodled in the minds of out-of-touch old dudes." is one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time. #levijohnstonplay... more » swashbuckling: The Levi spread needs to come out, dammit! I'm not ravenously hungry for the eye candy, but it's been talked about for what seems like an eternity. I ... more » ccchild: Yes, so true! Thus springs my dislike of Russel Brand: He was set up in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as some god, when it's really a Hollywood man's ide... more » hovy: I have two issues of Playgirl from around 2000/2001, and let me tell you, whenever I'm in the mood for a good laugh, I pull these bad boys out and jus... more » Ojun76: George Clooney is my type - but would I want to see a picture of him lounging on a bed completely naked? Not really. Now, seeing him in real life li... more » Lumix: I have never found "musclebound" men attractive. Their bodies are so segmented they just end up reminding me of arthropods. #levijohnstonplaygirl more » Pantra: Not surprised at all to hear this. Not surprised that old straight men were clueless about marketing male sexiness nor they wouldn't just let go and p... more » Gumbina80: In my experience, truly hot men who make me want to jump their bones are very much a rarity. I can go for days or weeks not spot a single guy I'd be i... more » -
#mrsrobinson
Dubious Honors
Dutch reality star Patricia Paay is set to become the oldest woman to be featured in Playboy. But even at 60, she still has the same misguided belief as Levi Johnston that the nude shoot will be "classy." [News.com.au] -
#playthings
"'Musclebound With A Ridiculous Mane' Is A Comfortable Caricature Of What Women Find Sexually Attractive"
The man responsible for promoting Playgirl's Levi Johnston shoot recently said the magazine became irrelevant because "the women working on it weren't keeping up with the times" and didn't cater to its not-so-secret gay audience. One ex-staffer begs to differ. More » -
#leftover
Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
• The British Ad Standards Authority have decided to go ahead and give this ad for Lars von Trier's new film Antichrist a pass because even though it shows a little naked ass, they don't find it particularly arousing. • More » -
#playthings
Full Frontal
Levi Johnston promises that he will "keep it classy" in his upcoming photo spread in Playgirl, which means we might not see his johnson. "I'm going to decide that on the fly...I don't want to do something I'll regret." [NYDailyNews] -
#indecentexposure
Flasher's Victim Says She's Off Men & Sausages
Denise Woodage of Reading, England, whose neighbor was convicted last week of masturbating and doing chores naked in his backyard, says seeing his "pale and hairy" body drove her to take anti-depressants and "has put me off men." [Get Reading] -
#maghag
In "The Hills Are Alive," The Jaw Hangs Open & The Eyes Are Dead
Images from Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot have hit the web. As mentioned earlier, she's not completely naked: "No nipples, no vagina, no ass." No ass, meaning: No Spencer. [Playboy] -
#humanity
PETA's Treatment Of Women Is A Joke
On the heels of this tacky Nia Long ad, the Onion News Network has produced a so-realistic-it's-almost-not-funny-but-still-funny video (embedded after the jump), in which a "women's rights group" protests PETA's treatment of women. One protester says: More » -
#maghag
When Nudity Is "Fashion"
Blogger Hayley Elisabeth Kaufman has a post [link possibly NSFW] on Refinery 29 about fashion magazines that offer eroticism with style. She writes: More » -
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#kidstoday
Naked Kids Polarize Clothed Adults
Anyone who's lived on my parents' block for more than 21 years remembers my brother naked. For the first four years of his life, he wore clothes only under extreme duress. I didn't realize this was controversial.
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#maghag
Naked Ambitions
Hudson News, which operates more than 500 newsstands in major cities, has decided that GQ's July issue — the Brüno cover— is "pornographic." The bottom half will be covered when displayed — as was Aniston's January cover. Porn? Really? [Folio] -
#clips
Chelsea Handler Cracks Jokes About Michael & Kirk Douglas' Sex Lives
Chelsea Handler was on Leno last night, where she complained about being bumped by that "attention whore" Barack Obama, then distributed uncensored photos from her nude Allure shoot to Leno and Michael Douglas. More » -
#cellphonesaga
What's The Right Punishment For Teen "Sexting"?
This month's Seventeen tells the story of Brooke, a high school student whose naked cell phone photo got her kicked off the cheerleading squad. More » -
#gigs
Drawing Life: Nude Modeling Sounds Pretty Damn Good Right About Now
Fun profile of a nude life model in today's Times... More » -
#todayincatalogs
What Clothes? Urban Outfitters Presents Naked & Half-Naked Chicks
The models in the latest Urban Outfitters catalog are shot all moody, hazy and soft-focus, in various states of undress. Before we get to the nudity, know this: More » -
#nudity
Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
Want to know what it's like to visit a nude resort? According to Greg Boose in BlackBook, you'll find "a bunch of undesirables" with "meticulous and inspiring" pubic hair. -
#snowjobs
Playboy Snowboards Win Ire Of Girl Scouts, Support Of Jerks
A Vermont snowboard company is taking heat for putting naked women on its boards, according the the Boston Globe. More » -
#veggietales
Porno For Parsnips
Gothamist has discovered what it terms "possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever." The full monty can be found after the jump. Gives "root vegetable" a whole new meaning. [Gothamist]
