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more about #nsfw NewsBunny: Eh. He looks like he's been modeled out of plastic, like Ken. He looks like he would snap in half very easily. I see nothing to draw me to him.... more » sybann: Not too long ago I maligned baked potatoes by comparing him to one - now I see he's more like a bowl of mashed - from instant - with lumps. Ew. more » FashionZebra: I think I read somewhere that he has his daughter's name tattooed on his arm- so maybe the other arm says whatever they named the kid? ... That said,... more » Snowbunny: He makes me want to be in high school again. But like, not MY high school, but a high school where I skip (literally, skipping) math class to go make... more » queenieinmanhattan: Jesus. You're absolutely right, Hortense - these are nothing if not depressing. This guy has not yet found his calling, clearly. more » toastandlove: Poor kid. He does look uncomfortable. I wanna give him a towel and a hot chocolate. more » cand86: Oh. My. I was not aware he had "Johnston" tattooed across his arm. Does the other one have "Levi"? Because if it does, he will have the #1 spot on... more » bitingfairy: Boooring. He looks like he should have had a few drinks before the shoot. Oh wait, he's not even of legal drinking age. more » bess marvin, girl detective: won't someone, anyone, think of tripp? this is mind-numbingly embarrassing. more » design_nerd: Yawn... Last night I discovered a link of an online archive of Playgirl photoshoots. Levi Johnston has nothing on the dudes from the 70's Here is the ... more » logruszed: He has nice abs, but at his age his tush should be a lot better than that. He has my 38 y/o man ass (minus the 38 y/o man ass-hair). more » applejuice: # 4 looks scarily like they tried to copy the gawker "johnston watch" and it is disturbing me to no end. more » moifauxmail: I'm a straight guy, and I seriously do not get why it is a female nude often looks like like an OBGYN exam, but men (boys) gotta hide the cock like it... more » morninggloria: I'm uncomfortable with the amount of shit-talkin' that's going on w/r/t Levi's appearance and body. There's nothing wrong with making fun of his awkw... more » ElizabethIlia: I have a wall of vintage playboy/hustler shoots and centerfolds, and I might put #5 up with it cause it's missing some guys. I have a bathtub pic that... more » hortense: Once you pick up the New Kids on the Block comparison, you can't get it out of your head! more » imamouse_duh: hmm, where are all the bubbles yelling rude comments? does shower cleaning residue only harass women? pop culture has me so confused today... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Hmph. Sorry, Levi. I'm kind of Shania here -- that don't impress me much. I'd rather see Rafa and Roger in their suits. (Although if they wanted to... more » sayah: It's a little scary when a 19 year old looks younger than Buff Werewolf does. more » PaintedTrollop: Awkward. Uncomfortable. It is nice that he has his name tattooed on his arm in case he forgets it. This shoot did nothing to improve my view of his li... more » -
#fieldtrip
And Now It's Time For A NSFW Field Trip To Love Land
LoveLand is a South Korean sculpture park dedicated to sex, and is described by the park itself as "a place where sexually-oriented art and eroticism meet." They failed to note that certain portions of the park are actually quite creepy. More » -
#kickstart
The Elephant In The Womb
Human childbirth doesn't seem so bad after watching the video at left (NSFW) of an elephant giving birth at the Elephant Safari Park in Taro, Bali. At least human moms don't kick their babies to make sure they're breathing. [Buzzfeed] -
#letsgettardy
Real Housewife Kim Zolciak Goes Topless "For A Good Cause"
Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta has recently posed topless for NOH8 Campaign, the nonprofit organization protesting the passing of Proposition 8. She swears it's not Photoshopped "that much." (NSFW, Click image to view full version.) [NOH8] More » -
#miamivices
Kim Kardashian Gets Wasted, Pukes
On last night's Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Kim—who normally never drinks—decided to party it up with her sisters. Like true sorority sisters, the Kardashian girls held their sister's hair back while she puked. (NSFW, after the jump.) More » -
#weirdvibes
Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
Take a look at the sex toy The Concubine Masturbator. Considering it contains breasts, a vagina, a penis, and a vibrator, we're really confused as to who this thing is actually marketed toward. [Buzzfeed] More » -
#potpsychology
"I Don't Want To Go To My Friend's Wedding…"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#dongbongs
Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
We always thought that bongs and bubblers looked like dicks and balls. It turns out that many paraphernalia manufacturers do, too. (Links NSFW. Duh.) Check out the various X-rated pipes to put your weed in. More » -
#realitybites
Kendra: Topless Indoor Skydiving
Kendra Wilkinson is really into sports. But — while having a girls' weekend in Vegas on last night's episode — she decided she needed a break from handling balls, and tried something more extreme: topless indoor skydiving. More » -
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#badvertising
Ad Explains Vagina = Virus
LILA, an Italian organization that fights AIDS/HIV, created the ad at left with the slogan, "It could happen to everyone." In the full NSFW ad after the jump, the woman's "V" has undergone some unnatural sharpening via Photoshop. [Copyranter] More » -
#spotteddick
Lost's John Locke...Like You've Probably Never Seen Him Before
The trailer was just released for the remake of The Stepfather. It doesn't look nearly as creepy as the original, which starred Terry O'Quinn (aka Lost's John Locke), who flashed his penis within the first two minutes of the film. More » -
#sexplanations
'70s European Children's Book Depicts Penetration, Crowning
Denmark is very socially progressive—the first country to legalize pornography and same-sex unions—so it's fitting that a Danish author, Per Holm Knudsen, wrote How a Baby Is Made, an incredibly detailed children's book that depicts penetration and crowning.
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#modelbehaviors
"Sena, Can You Grab His Cock And Twist It Real Hard." (NSFW)
Ew: "The scene: a casting with a photographer... Halfway through the meeting Sena Cech is asked to strip. She does as instructed and takes off her clothes. Then the photographer starts undressing as well." [Observer] More » -
#potpsychology
"What Does 'Power Bottom' Mean?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#sexplanations
"10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm"
Mary Roach, author of Bonk, gave a lecture at the TED Talks series in which she presented 10 offbeat facts about orgasm — found in obscure scientific research — from climaxing after death to pig pleasure. More » -
#potpsychology
"What's The Best Way To Covertly Scratch Your Vadge?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#potpsychology
"Will Continued Use Of Tampons Stretch Out My Vagina?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#potpsychology
"How Should I Talk To My Daughter About Masturbation?"
Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy, is back! This week, sexpert Susie Bright helps us weigh in on your burning questions. More » -
#susieqs
Sexpert Susie Bright Answers Your Burning Questions, Part 3
Susie Bright, sex-positive feminist and author, was gracious enough to help with your most troubling sex questions. All week, she and her daughter Aretha will be providing us with their sage advice. After the jump!
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#strangelove
Nip/Tuck Features Objectum Sexuality
On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity. More »
