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more about #notsoextrememakeover more comments → Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker): Mr. Stewbert used some reward points to get me a subscription to Cosmo but didn't tell me first. Now I can't change it to another mag so be on the lo... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: The popular girls can make the nerds do their homework, but at the end of the day, they're not fooling anyone. more » AthertonMerriweather: I find scrunchies to be the perfect accessory for pulling clutter out of the way. Also good for blow jobs. more » Penny: Fuck that. If I get laid off, I am hitting my laid off teacher friend's pool. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I thought the Plan B Summer Tips was a joke. more » dreamweave: What? How To Please Your Man In the Bedroom doesn't get its own tab? more » vamusical: THAT'S less cluttered? Oy vey. And ugh, the pink, I die. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: "If you're small up top, flaunt what you've got with a foxy style that will make your twins the main attraction," ....so, "Hey lady, your tits look l... more » save jinger: And if you read the new website while stroking the back of your boyfriends left ankle, I heard it gives him MIND-BLOWING ORGASMS! more » BabyJane: Everyone knows you need a retirement plan, a plan to escape your home in the event of fire and a penile fracture plan. It's just common sense. more » EvilVaginaTroll: lighter and less cluttered - just like they recommend your brain should be! more » -
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Cosmo Website Redesign Offers Fresh New Layout, Same Old Crap
Steve Smith of Minonline is all excited over the redesign of Cosmopolitan.com, praising its "magazine-like look" and "lighter, less cluttered feel." But is Cosmo online really an awesome new experience? More »
