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more about #notablequotables morninggloria: I can't even eat Cheetos anymore, after my horrible breakup with Chester. more » Casquivana: I always cook for three or four and eat it. I live alone and most people wonder why I just don't cook for one. But why cook for one if I can.... eat t... more » alouette: So this may be revealing my dorkiness (I kid, we're all dorks here), but ALL I can ever think of when I read this woman's name is Norepinephrine. Yes,... more » Penny: "I would cook a meal for four and eat it." This makes me feel better about being a culinary glutton. more » funzette: what i like to do when i am tired and i have the afternoon to myself to do nothing: 1. order sushi for two people (although once they sent three sets ... more » pesematology: "I had an entire marriage that I mainly only remember Rice-A-Roni from." Wow, I can imagine so much about this ill-fated marriage from this one senten... more » SharonTaint: I'd be nothing without my daily Bloody Mary. My son will thank me for it later. more » misspell: I think Ayelet is getting a major bad rap on here, and I'm kind of surprised about it. She didn't build her career on talking about her family, she al... more » Dogtanian: *That should be whines plural there, for Aylet is certainly a plural whiner. more » Dogtanian: Ayelet is just a whiner. She whine about everything except her husband, instead she just whine that no one loves their husband as much as she does, ho... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Well, I'm not entirely clear on why we're not allowed to drink, and it seems rather sketchy to me to contemplate the question of which you love more, ... more » BlondeGrlz: WHO can't have a gin & tonic? Just because I have a baby doesn't mean I'm Mormon. more » fitta: One of my earliest memories (from the early 70s) is my Mom and the neighbor Moms all sitting on the front stoop sharing a joint while all the neighbor... more » lynxwings: The first time I read anything Ayelet Waldman had written it was in the Vulture Reading Room and she was railing against Wetlands and everyone who enj... more » Bgirl_Hamster: WTF is up with all the drinking posts today? It's like the Jezzie Gods know I'm trying to study for exams. /sips Red Bull number 13 of the day. more » DontFearTheReefer: I am not even a drinker and that picture is making me salivate. WANT GIN AND TONIC. WITH LIME. IN MY MOUTH. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Um...I am a mother, (a devoted, decent one ) and I am such a fan of the mixed potable that my friends and family call me Auntie Mame. Ayelet is such a... more » MarissaExplainsItAll: Oh Ayelet, that's why they created two buck chuck more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: The lady makes a great point. Here in OR, where the school budgets are absolutely in the toilet, there are zillions of school fund raisers. If you d... more » rei m lira: Interesting story on the origin of G&T's: When the British were settling in India there was an outbreak of malaria. The quinine in tonic water pre... more » -
#notablequotables
The Girl's Guide To Hunting And Fishing
Nora Ephron on life as an unmarried, eager eater: "I would cook a meal for four and eat it. Really ... By the way, I had an entire marriage that I mainly only remember Rice-A-Roni from." [Salon] -
#notablequotables
Mommy Wars
Ayelet Waldman: "We've evolved the June Cleaver image into something even more toxic...The burden has increased exponentially, and you're not even allowed to drown your sorrows in a gin and tonic." [USA Today] -
#juliachild
The Frugal Gourmet
Julia Child, 1972: "Don't complain about high prices. For God's sake, learn to cook and stop squawking!" [WWD] -
#katherineanneporter
I Thee Dread
"I have no hidden marriages. They just sort of escape my mind." - Katherine Anne Porter [New Yorker] -
#margaretatwood
We're Guessing She's Not Into Twitter?
Margaret Atwood: "It's like everyone's blogging about how they brushed their teeth this morning." [NYT] -
