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more about #nosejobs more comments → CoalMineCanary: The Pregnancy Letdown: When Children Don't Meet Expectations. Apprently it's painful, but there's sex. :) #plasticsurgery more » whynotshesaid: My mom got under-the-muscle breast implants. She told me that, for three days afterward, she couldn't take a breath without feeling like her chest wa... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Meh, I bought "She Comes First" at the bookstore. With my boyfriend. Who hid behind a shelf when he realized what I was doing. I'd just make sure I... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I wouldn't hate on anyone for getting plastic surgery. I might hate on their reasons, like for example a teenager getting implants because she wants t... more » Scribblenerd: Two words, one name "Olivia Goldsmith". From the Wikipedia entry: Goldsmith died as a result of complications from cosmetic surgery. Her final two bo... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: But some surgeons think impaired breathing is an acceptable trade-off for aesthetic improvement." And that little sentence right there has scared me ... more » Sweetie: I got lipo for my 23rd bday (thanks mom & dad - & yes I've discussed this in therapy) & at 32 am living proof that you CAN un-do it by participating i... more » andBegorrah: When my jowls start sagging again and the skin under my eyes isn't taut enough anymore, I just pull everything tighter, chew another stick of gum, and... more » Haystacks: Plastic Surgery is like a terrifying game...how far would you go to.... ..........be loved ..........be accepted ...........be beautiful Would you ..... more » JessaFields: In Kathy Griffin's autobiography, she talks about how she almost died after getting liposuction because the surgeon accidentally did something that ma... more » PoisonPixie: The pic above is a bad example...I think she looks pretty good in her after shot. #plasticsurgery more » Dodgergirl: "But some surgeons think impaired breathing is an acceptable trade-off for aesthetic improvement." There is nothing sexier on a woman than a wheeze, ... more » femme-bot: You get what you pay for? And sometimes there are complications to surgery? I? Am shocked. #plasticsurgery more » chafina: Stephanie had a lot more done then her nose - I don't know if this image will work, but I'm not sure what all is going on here more » N.J.Lady: Audrina. Has. Been. On. My. "Motorcycle". Do. You. Understand? I do more » -
#plastic
What's Worse Than A Facelift? A Facelift "Redo"!
If this book ever appears on our Amazon wish-lists, please have us committed: Dr. Sam T. Hamra's The Facelift Letdown: When Results Don't Meet Expectations. (And yes, the face on the cover looks really sad and disappointed.) More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
