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more about #nopainnogain misspell: That lady is so softcore. I wear a Christmas tree-shaped cookie cutter in my drawers every day. more » birdfeet: I rock the "waistband and button of my jeans" indentations. Doesn't get much more alluring than that. more » tomatoheart: This shit happens to me every time I wear spanx...i get a hideous indentation all the way up my stomach -- SEXY! more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Wait, this is on the inside of the underwear? So no one even knows the shit is there other than you and your long-suffering ass? Or maybe your dude ... more » LaMorena: Maybe if it had an arrow and instructions instead... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I already have dimples on my ass, so I'm all set. Thanks, though! more » tscheese: Y'know, I think grown-ass adults can press whatever they like into whatever bits of butt they choose. That or I'm entirely too jaded. more » the_decider: Hmm...if only the guy I had been engaged to had given me this. But then I realized home-made wine and really bad sex was not my deal and ran away (in ... more » gherkinfiend: So this is like fancy ass potato printing? Classy... more » devilchyld22: I had to click on the link to figure it out but...seriously? WTF and Why...are the only things I can think of at this point. more » pandorasmittens: This is the Big Leagues, whereas the lightning bolt wax is merely the Minors, and a Playboy logo tan line is the equivalent of Tee Ball. more » saintbernadette: This is the horsehair shirt for the modern nun. more » Hamsterpants: Well, they've made the wrong impression on me. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): As soon as they make one for men which presses a smiley onto his dick, I'll consider this. more » margareita metermaid: "Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Wow, thanks ... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: So it's just like ringworm then. more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: The title of the piece that is linked to, "She's got a Secret: Pattern on the Butt", has got to be the best title I've ever read. more » angharad: I'd probably just turn the damn things inside out and shake my bejeweled butt all through my house. more » Nun Shall Pass: WTF just about covers it. I don't get the point of this...it's obviously not comfortable for the wearer, and I think my boyfriend would be seriously w... more » hortense: Because nothing says "necessary!" in a recession like jewel-encrusted underpants. more » -
#wtf
That Looks Comfortable!
"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Basically, these "jewels" press a flower-shaped rug rash into one's ass. [RGS]
