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more about #nodoubt more comments → GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school d... more » theotherhepburn: How can 30 Rock not be doing well in Germany? They have so many different types of sparrows! #lindsaylohan more » yvanehtnioj: Why, exactly, does Frances Bean Cobain have a business manager? What is her business? #lindsaylohan more » that's what she said: Two words in response to Woody Allen to call bull shit: Annie. Hall. Love that movie. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: There are way too many "I"s in that sentence, Mariah. more » Zira: Can someone get a restraining order against news items on the entire Lohan family for the rest of us? And maybe the Gosselins too? I was kind of hop... more » unmoldednicole: I used to like Natalie Portman but the more she speaks the more she shows herself to be as out of touch from reality as she tries to hide that fact. T... more » BytheSea: *dies* library sex #lindsaylohan more » rodmanstreet: I'm imagining J. Lo rubbing her butt in the mirror while Lindsay Lohan and Lacey Chabert three-way call attack her. #lindsaylohan more » phantom lady: After Dark Observations - the silly: Lindsay's dress will also prevent chest wrinkles. ADO- the serious: Holy Shit, Penny Marshall?!?!!??? Hope its ... more » caffeinequeen: I'm sad that I know what that picture is from. "Daughter to father! Daughter to father!" Ack, earworm. #lindsaylohan more » TallyCola: I never knew that much about Gabrielle Union, but I think it's really cool she's so outspoken about being anti-rape. #lindsaylohan more » SUNNY1: Leighton Meester FTW! #lindsaylohan more » KatieBLV: So glad to know that a woman can be blackmailed for getting into arguments with her mother, having sex and checking out her own butt. If I get famous... more » TexasCrude: Dustin Hoffman is a lyah. His virginity story is different everytime I read about it. Didn't he sorta rape someone his first time? #lindsaylohan more » -
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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Effortless Style At Beckham/Adidas Bash
The Adidas Originals By Originals: David Beckham By James Bond Collection launch party — held last night in L.A. — featured Mr. David Beckham himself; wife Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham… and Snoop Dogg. So, obviously it was fun. More » -
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
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Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
- Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:
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Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants.
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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel: Dunzo, Again
- Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up again, five months after reconciling. "Sarah initiated the split this time," says a source. "He's bummed." The two had dated on and off for six years.[US Weekly]
