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more about #niptuck more comments → Harlot Brontë: I wish to fuck that it didn't bother me that Nicole Kidman has done funny things to her face. It's not my face. I suppose it's that it seems so unut... more » morninggloria: I always thought that "bunny lines" is what you call the white stuff you snort off of identical blonde twins at the Playboy Mansion. more » rodmanstreet: I thought she got those lines from wiggling her nose to cast spells in Bewitched! more » erinna: Bunny lines? Bunnies get wrinkles? Someone should really tell them about Botox. more » rixatrix: Do we even expect Nicole Kidman to look her age anymore? She's sort of become her own creature, if you ask me - ageless ice queen. It's a good look, i... more » ronniedobbs: Next up: X-ray glasses! Now you can tell when those greedy bitches are lying about only having a salad for lunch! more » Armed with Vitriol: So, the cure for Botox induced wrinkles is more Botox? That makes perfect sense... more » NerD: Blattella: Bai Ling is this generations' Charo. more » Jack_Burton: She was on Loveline the other night, and was actually quite an interesting and unusual guest. more » the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: The first time I learned about Bai Ling, I was flipping through TV channels and came across her singing "Like a Virgin" on that VH1 reality show "But ... more » ragincajun67: Oh my god, I beg you all to read the Movieline interview in full. My favorite line: "I once said to Jason [Statham], "You are my shiny diaper."" more » Shamrockette: The sequel book's name will probably be Nipples: The Milk of Secrets more » nessalicious: I read this earlier today on ONTD and was in total awe of how wonderfully surreal her answers were. I know we hate the magical faerie pixie girl, but ... more » attilathehoney: I think that Bai Ling is what people who are high THINK they sound like, but really they're just like "dude...my hands..." She is a national treasure. more » TexasCrude: And she's actually a really good actress. Please see Red Corner with Richard Gere to see a pre-Nipples and band aid Bai Ling. more » -
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"Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!
"But how can you tell if a star - or your friend! - has been under the needle, not the knife? Look for bunnies" - the latest plastic surgery "tell!" Because you're getting away with undetected surgery on our watch! More » -
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Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
She's also the author of Nipples: A Novel and the auteur of the unrelated Nipples: Secrets of My Dreams. More » -
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Nip/Tuck Features Objectum Sexuality
On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity. More » -
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Keeping Up Appearances: Jezebel Is Getting Jerry-Rigged
Later this afternoon, the look of the Jezebel homepage will be undergoing some cosmetic surgery. Major cosmetic surgery.
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