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more about #nicolerichie jaydock: Oh, Mario. Oh, oh Mario. I...There are no words. more » Phyllis Nefler: I wonder if Suze will wear a new jacket to Lady Gaga's concert. more » LilyBonesBurana: God bless your hot, hot philanthropic ass, Jane Fonda!!!!!! more » Tippi Hedren: Let us not forget Rivers Cuomo's asshole tweet, "It's cool to have a dead friend." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Yoko, I love you. That is wonderful advice. I don't particularly like Kelsey Grammar, but those tweets TOTALLY sound like Frasier Crane. more » rodmanstreet: The only way Kelsey Grammar's Twitter could be better is if he did it in character as Frasier Crane. But this is nearly as good. more » Penny: Oh fuck me, this is a doozy. I love Suze Orman. I hope I can spend the next decade undoing the debt I accrued in the past decade. She's an inspirat... more » quesavoysavoy: the dearth of "grammatically incorrect with bill maher" jokes is inexcusable. more » andromache: don't know who Erika Christensen is, but I like her. more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, now I'm ready Yoko. SUZE ORMAN, just when I thought I couldn't love you more... ORMAN 2016 more » JessickerFletcher: Okay Yoko, I'll try but first I need to do a negativity purge: Dear Bill Maher, 1. You have a nasty habit of talking shit about things to which you ... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Nicole Richie, I'm impressed. I suppose it's entirely possible I'm impressed by her assistant, but whatevs. more » georgina: Geez Slater, does the "A.C." stand for Ass Clown?? What an insensitive thing to say. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: You give me so much fail, and then Yoko expects me to not say anything negative for three days? But Paris making another album! Bill Maher is talking ... more » Diziet_Sma: Bill Maher, I like you most of the time, but you need to know when to shut up. Here's a clue: when it's a subject you know nothing about, SHUT UP. Peo... more » MissMollyKate: Did Erika Christensen just out herself as a secret Jezebelle??? more » Evie Havok: I feel bad for being surprised that Holly Madison used the word vernacular in a sentence. A lot of assumptions about her disappeared from my brain. Hm... more » GGobsessed: I feel guilty for how surprised I am that holly Madison used the term, "vernacular." And correctly. Very, very ashamed. And yeah, I too am liking Nic... more » girlwithapen: I enjoy Holly Madison's juxtaposition of a Beavis and Butthead reference with the word "vernacular." How can you not smile at a woman who appreciates ... more » femme-bot: Oh, Dr. Frasier Crane, we're listening. Does anyone else think he's sexy? /ashamed more » -
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Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
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Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation wants some fist pumps, as does Nicole Richie, and Kelly Bensimon wants us all to know—via Twitter—that she has integrity. More » -
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The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny. More » -
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone. More » -
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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet
Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989. More » -
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Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Starlets Getting Their Act Together Is Killing Paparazzi Profits
Earlier today, Sadie wondered, "Is there a rule that the more humiliated a celebrity would be by a shot, the bigger the coup?" The answer, alas, is yes. But unfortunately for the paparazzi business, the humiliation pie is getting smaller. More » -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday! More » -
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Nicole Richie Has A Confession To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood. More » -
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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
