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more about #nicolassarkozy more comments → bluebears: that picture is douche-tastic. more » mostlymartian: Did the ski sequence from the Fearless Vampire Killers pop into anyone else's mind when they saw Polanski and ski action adventure paired together? I... more » Jack_Burton: I think someone with $4.5 mil on hand could probably easily find a way to defeat ankle-bracelet tracking technology and ski off to France. more » sybann: ...where Daniel Craig as James Bond will chase him down with an overly tricked-out sports car, impaling him with a hood ornament shaped like Diana the... more » sayah: - Do you expect me to talk? - No, Mr Polanski. I expect you to flee. more » GreyEminence: Omg, this happened in an Agatha Christie book! Well, not this EXACTLY - there was no convicted rapist or Swiss chalet. But the murdered did use skis t... more » sybann: I am in awe of the intelligence of you all - not only did I get an explanation (I only speak food in other languages), I got background and additional... more » Arginusae: Hee at the parody of the Yellow Hand (SOS Racisme's badge) and "Touche pas à mon népote" (SOS Racisme's slogan, "Touche pas à mon pote", meant "lea... more » LaComtesse: Pre-Revolutionary French aristocrats? Gasp! My peeps! Mes gens! Venez ici! #sauvonslesriches more » screaming_on_the_inside: See, teabaggers et al, the French know how to hold a classy demonstration. #sauvonslesriches more » futuremouse: Really AFP, Sarkozy seeked it? #sauvonslesriches more » NotChoinski: If it isn't baroque, don't fix it. #sauvonslesriches more » formergr: Whoa, I think someone I know is very well acquainted with a Celeste Ricciardi (from the catburglar link) who lives in NYC. Trying to figure out if it'... more » distractedbyshinyobjects: I don't understand how castration is an effective punishment for rape. Castrated penises can still become erect, so the rapist can still rape...if an... more » Jill7: Whenever I hear someone suggest the U.S. should "share" Afghanistan with the Taliban, I think about the female half of the population and what that wo... more » -
#thefugitive
Ski Bum: Roman Polanski Could Escape To France On Skis
It sounds crazy, but a new report about French President Nicolas Sarkozy's "helpfulness" in getting Roman Polanski released to house arrest seems to suggest the possibility of a daring action-movie escape for the 72-year-old fugitive filmmaker. More » -
#leftovers
Insurgents Bomb Women's Cafeteria • French Pedophile Asks To Be Castrated
• Two suicide bombers attacked a women's cafeteria and a faculty building at an Islamic university in Pakistan today, killing four people and wounding at least 18, in a bombing linked to the army's offensive against the Taliban. • More » -
#maghag
Japanese Bazaar Replaces Michelle Obama With White Plastic Doll
My friend in Asia sent me the September issue of Bazaar Japan, with the coverline "First Lady Chic." Inside, there are "steal her style" stories for Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni. And a blonde doll taking over the White House.
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#foreignaffairs
Leaders Speak Out Against The "Sham" Trial Of Aung San Suu Kyi
Pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has been convicted of violating the terms of her house arrest and has been sentenced to a further eighteen months. International leaders, including U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, have condemned the verdict. More » -
#dirtbag
Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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#leftovers
Sarkozy Slags Burqas • Bork Wants To Bork Sotomayor
French President Nicolas Sarkozy declared — in the first speech to Parliament given by a President since Napoleon — that the burqa is "a sign of the subjugation, of the submission of women." • More » -
#snapjudgment
"Being The President Is Kind Of Awesome Sometimes, Right?"
[Caen, France, June 6. Image via Getty.]
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#newsat10
Everyone Likes The Obamas, And Nicolas Sarkozy Likes His Wife's Derrière
- The Obamas arrived in France and President Nicolas Sarkozy rolled out the red carpet and then demonstrated how best to remind your wife she's married when she meets the hottest head of state. [Huffington Post]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight
- Video: Samantha Ronson peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, Lindsay Lohan emerges, saying, "Did she leave? She fucking left? Where's my car? I want my fucking keys now." [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Tim Gunn To Make It Work At The Oscars
- OMG! Project Runway's Tim Gunn will host the red-carpet arrivals at the official Academy Awards pre-show? Genius. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts and Entertainment Weekly's Jess Cagle will join him. Excellent. Carry on! [Variety]
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#ragtrade
House Of Style To Return, Gisele Never To Go Away
- House of Style is coming back on MTV! Israeli model Bar Refaeli or L.A.'s own Chanel Iman are rumored to be in the running to fill Cindy Crawford's old hosting slot. [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
