More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen

• According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]

Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies

• A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]

Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating

• Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?

Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

• A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]

Nicole Talks Marriage, Sex; Duhamel Denies Cheating On Fergie

• Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"

Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets

• Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:

Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink

• Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]

Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again

• Jay Leno went after David Letterman last night, dropping a few Letterman jokes in his opening monologue. "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host," he told his audience, "you've got the wrong studio." [USWeekly]

Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged

• According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.

Michael Jackson Autopsy Details Released; Kendra Marries At Playboy Mansion

• Grace Rwaramba, the former nanny who took care of Michael Jackson's children, says she often pumped the King of Pop's stomach:

They'll Put A Spell On You

[New York, June 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Chastity Bono Is Transgender; Real Housewife Of NJ Welcomes Baby

• A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.

Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?

• John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:

Nicolas Cage Mixes Business & Leather

[On the set of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," Brooklyn, March 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?

• Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:

Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident

• Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight was in a three-car crash yesterday. He was not injured, but two other people were taken to the hospital by ambulance. [LA Times]

Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight

• Video: Samantha Ronson peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, Lindsay Lohan emerges, saying, "Did she leave? She fucking left? Where's my car? I want my fucking keys now." [TMZ]