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more about #nick more comments → t-yo3: For that haircut, I will love Solange forever. Seriously, this sound stupid, but it is so incredible to see a young black celeb woman get rid of the ... more » heypoofay: Johnny Depp would be amazing in a Carol Channing biopic! Heck, he'd be amazing in a Stockard Channing biopic, or a Channing Tatum biopic, or even a T... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Okay, I really don't get it. Does Jon Gosselin have chocolate flavored semen? Does he write spontaneous poetry? Does he hum lullabies rather than snor... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think Paula is a much better fit for "So You Think You Can Dance?" than Idol. She was a dancer first and a singer second. It always puzzled me why... more » Ms. Nickels: Lavender was played (awesomely) by Jesse Cave, not Sarah Ball. Credit where credit's due! more » Plum-Pie: TMZ is just jealous because if TMZ shaved it's head, it would look like Uncle Fester. more » Casquivana: Hey, Miley, let's not use Coldplay and John Lennon in the same sentence when talking about music, OK? Thanks. more » AthertonMerriweather: Coldplay are exactly the band I think of when I want to crank up some edgy rock n roll. more » LuvEwan: Miley, you're no Working Class Hero, so just Gimme Some Truth because, really, How Do You Sleep knowing that you churn out such crap music? I cannot I... more » TexasCrude: I bet Michael Lohan is fucking elated he's in the news for three more minutes. more » kookla: The Michael Jackson Moonwalk reprint bums me out since I have a signed, first print edition and I saw them for sale on eBay for $$$. It's like when I ... more » Penny: I have the biggest girl crush on Alexa Chung. And, Miley, honey, let's talk about music for awhile. The Killers? They aren't edgy. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I've been trying not to follow this, so I guess it's only fair that I'm lost. What happened to - what's her name? Hailstone Glassface? What happens w... more » leesie: Oh Lord--this entire Jon situation seems to get weirder as days go by, doesn't it? The hell? more » SomeAuthorGirl: I have something shameful to admit: I'm starting to have a bit of a weird crush on Peter Andre (aka Whatshisname). more » -
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Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star; Channing Wants Depp To Play Her
- Star reporter Kate Major resigned today after announcing that she's dating Jon Gosselin, as she wouldn't want this conflict of interest to tarnish the mag's stellar reputation. Too bad Michael Lohan won't stop talking about his new BFFs.
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
