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more about #niavardalos more comments → IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: What stupid thing can I do so that someone will offer me $500,000 dollars to do porn? Seriously, I could use the cash. I'd love to get rewarded for my... more » ihateyourescalade: The blind item is driving me mad with curiosity. NO IDEA. Anyone? more » JennaW: Does anyone have a guess for the blind item? Because I do not have *a* *clue,* but I'm highly curious. more » BatCat!: Mmkay, Nia Vardalos is fat? I'll admit she hasn't really been on my radar, but I did see MBFGW and I never once thought she was fat. Not a twig, maybe... more » Devonna: Nia Vardalos' quote makes me want to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding. And I wish that picture showed the rest of Reese Witherspoon's outfit. If it's a d... more » kelsium: My Big Fat Greek Wedding was a little sentimental for me, I didn't love it. However, I DID love that while the protagonist goes through the convention... more » BeckySharper: Elisabeth Rohm's fiance "doesn't want the visuals in his head"...OF HER NAKED? Oh yeah, that's going to be a great marriage. more » BAngieB: Said Elisabeth Rohm's fiance: "I'm not seeing her movie because of the nude scenes. I am not doing this." Said Usher's momma: "I told you not to marry... more » DangerMouse: Daniel clearly didn't watch the ANTM reruns on Oxygen; he would've known what he was in for. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I actually agree with Daniel Baldwin there. World imploding in 5.... 4...... more » victoriasauce: I'm so sick of hearing that Kate is "difficult" or "controlling" like it's a reason for Jon to cheat. At least she's WITH THE KIDS. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh no, Joe, you are definitely not bitter at all. No, really, not at all. more » tscheese: I have kind of a soft spot for Reese. In a world where a lot of trim, fit, conventionally attractive, blue-eyed blonde actresses attract a great deal ... more » BlondeGoddess: It's amazing these little pieces of fabric that Mariah insists are dresses take up so much suitcase space. more » Understater: Witherspoon's scent: Lilac, sandalwood, and a whisper of self-righteousness. more » -
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Reese's Perfume, Usher's Divorce, And Hustler's Offer To Carrie Prejean
- Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]
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Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed that Katie Holmes is on Glamour's April cover; LL was under the impression that her Madonna shot would get the cover. Insiders say that was never gonna happen. [MSNBC Scoop]
