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more about #neyo o-line: The Weekend Update needs less Seth Meyers... I really think Lorne Michael's brain is melting. more » hellosunshine: Nick Hornby and Ben Folds wrote a song called "Levi Johnston's Blues I am way, waaaay too excited by this. more » Eric Northman is mine: Patrick Swayze is dead. Wow more » Lymed: That talk show with Paula and Kate? Not gonna watch it. Not even gonna sit through segments on the Soup. more » PIKITIS!!: That has to be the classiest and funniest quote ever - "...and then I wasn't so excited anymore." Epic win. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I know it's blasphemy, but I really liked the new Indy, and I'll probably see the next one, too. Maybe it's the other cinematic steaming piles of crap... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: RIP Patrick Swayze. :( more » TransFat: Update from 2009, the year the stars of my childhood are dying: Patrick Swayze, 57. To Wong Fu is going in my DVD the moment I get home. more » JinxyMcDeath: Hulk Hogan is a moron if he didn't know that his insurance would defend him for free. But then again, he would be getting INSURANCE DEFENSE lawyers...... more » HighSchoolFearleader: You know what? I'm feeling the Russell Brand quote. We've all done stupid things on behalf of our friends while drunk, but thankfully, there weren't m... more » MizJenkins: Shame. When Joe Jackson is admonishing you for being a media whore you know you've really gone too far. more » sleepeatread: Harrison Ford, please stop the madness. I love Indiana Jones. I even had an 8x10 photo on my bureau AND was him for Halloween when I was eight, and e... more » Jeenzy: I really don't understand what Donald Trump gets out of this. more » TexasCrude: Michael, Michael, Michael. If you didn't condone the letter, why on earth did you put it on your official website? LOL, right? more » the_poptart: I just read some REALLY racist comments on a popsugar/twitter about this Kanye thing and now I'm kinda sickened by all this. He interrupted the girl'... more » TexasCrude: "If the script is good, I'll be very happy to put the costume on again." Don't you mean once the check clears, Harrison? more » midwesternmom: Somehow I think Kelly Clarkson is only trying to lure Kanye closer to her by offering her Moonman, and when he gets within reach she will club him wit... more » AnnieGetYourFun: The problem with this is that, as much as I dislike Kanye, I REALLY dislike Trump... so what to do? Start listening to Kanye in order to do something ... more » luckymolly: Hey, Lil Wayne, wrap Li'ler Wayne up please? For the good of us all. more » CollegeCamel: I. Love. Ben. Folds. That is all. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Trump Calls For Kanye Boycott; Kate Gosselin To Host Talk Show With Paula Deen
- Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]
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#ifeelshitty
Like West Side Story, Only Ear-Piercingly Off-Key
Yet another MTV VMA promo. Russell Brand, Cobra Starship, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Ne-Yo try to act like Jets and Sharks. Keep your eyes peeled for Blair Waldorf. [Daily Mail] -
#ragtrade
Charlize Sits For Vogue; Corinne Day Seriously Ill
- Charlize Theron has nabbed the September cover of a slimmed-down Vogue. The issue counts only 584 pages, compared with the 840 pages of Sienna Miller's 2007 issue. Theron last made the cover in October 2007. [TFS]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
- Chris Brown tried to sit next to Mariah Carey during a private reception after Michael Jackson's memorial. She quickly informed him that she would rather he sit at another table. [Perez Hilton]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ne-Yo Says Chris Brown Is "Still My Homeboy"
- Ne-Yo, who worked with both Rihanna and Chris Brown, says the former "says she's fine." He says the picture of Rihanna "really hurt me to my heart, man." But he's not taking sides.
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