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more about #newsroundup more comments → BlowJoy: Like it or not, what ol' Blago did was perfectly legal. And legally, Jesse White has no authority to NOT confirm him. It's actually unconstitutional... more » Jessi Ramsey: Do there need to be more people of color in the senate? Hell to the yes. But I am so pissed that this motherfucker would feign interest in putting som... more » PinkSoxHat: Am I the only one who keeps reading these headlines and thinking of Plaxico Burres? I really wouldn't put it past Blagojevich to appoint a football p... more » Jack_Burton: Cronies - not just for Republicans, anymore. more » formergr: Roll Call had an article about this today that said it is doubtful anyone Blago names to the seat would be seated. Apparently the Democratic Congressi... more » Kivrin: Burris was interviewed on MSNBC about an hour ago, and at one point he uttered the phrase, "I have no taint!" And I laughed until I snorted, because ... more » StarSquid: hold up... someone was doing John McCain?? more » pmarble: It is indeed a circus, but I am increasingly bothered by the rush to judgment. There is no indictment and he certainly hasn't been convicted of anyth... more » pmarble: The current Secretary of State of Illinois is a woman. more » KittenPower: You know Burris is going to take the seat. "I'm just trying to serve my State and my Country, something that's impossible to do with a vacant seat." T... more » Jamie Sommers: What are those two smoking and where can I get some? more » Flowers For Algernon: I'm a black guy and as I sat in the nail salon today waiting to get my eyebrows done I was on the phone with my mother telling her how much of an IDIO... more » Crabby Cakes: Mr. Crabby tells me Burris ran against Blago for Gov., although I have not had time to wiki that. It's a bold move though, cause now they can scream, ... more » thatsnotfab: Someone needs to pull down the ropes on this circus tent. For cereal. more » Miss Scarlett: On NPR they were talking to some IL official (missed his name/title) but the moderator asked about the "mess in IL" and the official said "what mess?"... more » -
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Blagojevich Actually Manages To Do Something Stupider
- Governor Rod Blagojevich rammed his head more throughly up his ass and found someone to join him: former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris, who is Blago's new appointment to Barack Obama's Senate seat. [Washington Post]
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Barack Rides Unicorn To Power; Bristol Palin Pops
- DC artist Chris Bishop has created this extremely prescient image of the inauguration in T-shirt form for all your speech-watching needs. [Chris Bishop via Boing Boing]
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Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day
- Some men grow beards in their 20s, even if they are actual royalty (we know that we already did a Snap Judgment of ol' beardo, but Will's beard deserves a double post). [Huffington Post]
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Barack Obama Stays Hot While We Freeze
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- Barack Obama is on vacation with his family in Kailua, Hawai'i this week. [Huffington Post]
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You're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News
- The Bidens plan to add to their household by getting another puppy from the pound. Double puppy snuggles! [Huffington Post]
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Bill Clinton's Big Release, Obama's Smaller Releases
- Bill Clinton's donor list for his foundation and presidential library have been released. Yeah, there's all kinds of foreign government money on there, what did you expect? [Politico]
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All The Appointment Gossip You Can Handle, Including Aretha Franklin
- Batty conservative Michael Savage thinks Caroline Kennedy ought to watch her back since Hillary Clinton killed her brother John. We think she should watch out for batshit crazy conservatives. [Media Matters]
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Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [Politico]
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Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
