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more about #newmoon LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Shopping NOW. Thinkgeek.com (awesome site, love it!), watch out! Show this on Gizmodo too. Fab girly stuff and "traditional geek" stuff in one. more » effgeevee: If, for Christmas, I get pots o' money, April O'Neil and Joan Jett are going to move in next to Motoko Kusanagi and Tuxedo Mask, I think. They shall l... more » AfroJezeBella: I will always think of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. More scary then hot, well, lotsa scary and not hot. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign? " This is what I'm saying. "Yes Please" is the only appropriate response. (But what about... more » MargaretMoony: I have so much love for those reusable bags! more » euterpe35: Connor & Murphy MacManus. WANT. (dang. it's a pre-order) more » nerdycellist: The Jedi cloaks are rad, but be careful; I had a gorgeous cloak-like coat that I thought made me look like a bad-ass Jedi. I called it my Star Wars cl... more » Tippi Hedren: I would kill for the Joan Jett doll. KILL. more » Kitanne: I, um, sort of want the Anakin Skywalker boots. I love buckles and misc. straps and boots of serious butt-kicking like that. more » Casquivana: No, Dodai, you're not weird. The first thing I thought when looking at that Bruce Wayne action figure was "well, it's kinda hot. Look at that mouth." ... more » Chamalla,barren crone: Disturbing fact I learned about myself today: I would totally buy a vibrating Christian Bale action figure if such a thing existed. Take note, entrep... more » BetteD: I'm not gonna lie. The only thing keeping me from buying that Cyndi Lauper doll is my bank account. In other news, I have little to no shame. more » scullymurphy: This looks like a bonanza for Cleolinda and the Secret Life of Dolls. Any of the rest of you read that? It's pure, shiny lulz! more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I saw the Christian Bale action figure and thought it was a Patrick Bateman doll. Now I'm disappointed. more » hortense: I'm with you, Dodai- I can't believe Coraline didn't come with her famous sweater! I think the Christian Bale doll should swear at you when you pull ... more » TransFat: I heard that the Robert and Kristen cats are dating and expecting a litter after a wild night of catnip. more » otterpops: Almost as good as this: [www.fabulouslybroke.com] more » Skellatrix: This shit needs to be rearranged into a grid, printed out, and hanging on my wall. more » boobookitteh: Is there anything LOLcats can't make better??? I think not. also at the site is an lolcats treatment of sex and the city movie. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: That was amazing. *MOPE!!!* more » -
#todayincatalogs
Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas
There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign?
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#lol
"You Can Make Me Vampior?"
If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede] -
#fandom
Not A Twihard? You Can Still Be Team Edward
The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one isjust a dream… for nowavailable here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue] -
#lovestory
Twilight's Hero Is Abusive, Which Makes Him All The More Romantic
If you're familiar with the Twilight universe, you know that Bella and Edward have an unhealthy relationship. A LiveJournal user has detailed fifteen ways, using a list from the National Domestic Violence hotline. Is that why Twilight's so "romantic"? More » -
#sparklesparklelittlevamp
Twihard With A Vengeance: Why Twilight Is A Boon For Young Women
Friends, feminists, netizens, lend me your ears; I come to bury the Twilight Saga, not praise it. The evil that Twilight does lives in theaters; The good is oft interred on the internet; So let it be with New Moon. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#thingsthatsuck
Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] -
#clips
Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards
The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what: More » -
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#filmschooled
Hollywood Needs To Take Women, Fangirls Seriously
The Princess and the Frog doesn't hit theaters until December 11, but it's already making money — and it joins New Moon and Precious as proof that audiences respond to female-driven stories.
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#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#survivalguides
Fake Your Way Into Twilight Fandom: A Guide To Surviving A Sparkly Vampire World
Well, crew, New Moon has made like 8 kerbillion dollars this weekend (it's actually $140.7 million), which means that the entire world has gone Twilight crazy. Here are some tips for successfully navigating a sparkly vampire-obsessed world. More » -
#filmschooled
Howling At New Moon: Midnight Screening Is Total Mayhem
Two little words appeared on the screen: New. Moon. And as you can hear in this clip, those words caused Twihards to yelp, clap, and shriek. More » -
#goodbadugly
Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More » -
#dirtbag
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#goodbadugly
Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More » -
#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#sparklemotion
“...I Had More Sex When I Was Reading Twilight Than In The Entire Few Months Before”
It's the love that dare not speak its name: middle-aged women who are obsessed with Twilight.
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#sparklyvampires
What Do People Want From Stephenie Meyer?
Twilight author Stephenie Meyer recently found herself in the spotlight after appearing on Oprah to help promote the upcoming film based on her novel New Moon. But Meyer otherwise chooses to live a very private life. What's wrong with that? More »
