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Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating;
BillyWilliam Joel, Wife, Call It Quits- Justin Timberlake was supposedly caught cheating on Jessica Biel... by Lindsay Lohan. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman. She snapped a picture and Tweeted:
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Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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Amy Winehouse: "I Won't Let Blake Divorce Me"
- Amy Winehouse is going to have her fun and her husband too: "“While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it," the singer says. [TheSun]
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Lindsay's Moving Out; Drew And Cameron Are On The Outs
- Lindsay Lohan says her relationship with Samantha Ronson is still going strong. So strong, that she's moving out of their house. [Perez Hilton]
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Joey McIntyre Has A New Kid On The _________
[Los Angeles, December 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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