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more about #newjersey Zulkey: someone tell me why they love this show. I watched one ep and couldn't figure out what was different about it compared to all the others. Unless ever... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I don't necessarily have a problem with individuals within a community reclaiming slurs. If they want to call each other guidos, I have no real issue... more » lalie (apologetic mess): I have a question for those of you who watch the show - is 'dago' ever used, or is it just 'guido'? I ask because I grew up around/in a fairly simila... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Of all things to show disdain for via dramatic pulling of ad dollars, doing it over some kids from Jersey? Give me a fucking break. I'm not impresse... more » CurtCole: "Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really understand the situation. " -Edward R. Murrow more » BabyJane: For whom the Dell tolls, It tolls for thee. more » OverratedUnderwhelmed: I can't watch these MTV shows. I'll try them once to see what the hype is about, since I have several otherwise intelligent and cultured friends who a... more » BabyJane: This is a classic example of a no-win Situation. more » hortense: Meanwhile, Body Heat cologne hangs tough. more » fauxfruit: What's the matter, Dell? You....you hungry? more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Domino's too, right? I believe they pulled advertising during the Jersey Shore time slot. more » Scout: "they left with broads like always" yeah, Snooki because you have never left with a dude - you're a classy (klassy!) chick not some "broad". ugh Sn... more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: One glimmer of hope around the fucked up cloud of Snooki getting punched is that it was really nice to see all those dudes flying to her defense. Nobo... more » The HZA.: Snooki brings me so much joy during these bleak holidays. more » GlitteryUnicorn: Wow that punch was brutal. If I saw someone do that at a bar, I don't think even my non-violence self could not have tried to hit that guy. Also I can... more » sundevilsarah: Regarding Snooki's punch to the face: MTV should have handled it that way in the first place. I am disgusted by the Jersey Shore stars, but I found my... more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I think I am going to have to appropriate "I put you in the equation" into my vernacular. It is absolutely, utterly, pure genius. Oh Jersey Shore, I w... more » ivorytusk: Ohhh, her little cries made me so sad. She sounded like a little kid crying. If I was there I would have cradled her little head and hugged her. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh my God. Poor little lass. I know it's not possible, but I wish I could unsee that. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: The animated gif with the girl in white shorts dancing in the back is cracking me up. more » -
#realitybites
Everyone Hates The Shore And Sitch's Pants-less Antics
New Jersey residents - and Italian-Americans, and former sponsor Dell - want to make it clear that they have nothing but disdain for MTV's weirdly-enjoyable show. We're guessing they're also unamused by the Situation's recent clothing situation. [TMZ,ABC,MSNBC] -
#jerseyfresh
Jersey Shore: Beat Up The Beat, Not Snooki
On yesterday's episode, Snooki was on the receiving end of a now-infamous suckerpunch. It was shitty for many reasons, one of them being that it's more fun watching her have fun, because when she has fun, she does back flips! More » -
#clips
Jersey Shore: "Like a Horror Movie"
What's left to say about Jersey Shore that wasn't Tweeted last night as MTV's guido-sploitation reality show steamrolled west across our country's time zones like a manure-spreader, bringing us all together in mock-horror and self-satisfied contempt? Well, a couple things. More » -
#criminalassault
Mother Beats Molester
Prior to being sentenced to five years in jail for sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl, Pascual Gonzalez was beaten yesterday in the courthouse hallway... by the girl's mother. More here: [MSNBC] More » -
#jerseyfresh
Real Housewives Of New Jersey Premiere: Spying, Fighting, And Gold Digging
Last night's premiere was everything I was hoping for. One woman was stood up by a man she met on a social networking site, and then later there was a bitchfest in a beauty salon. More » -
#criticalmass
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: As Fake As The "Buh-Bies"
The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres tonight, and critics say it's the most "real" of Bravo's Real Housewives series... if you believe everything on The Sopranos was real. More » -
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#waxon
Brazilian Bikini Waxing To Continue In Garden State
New Jersey state officials have dropped a proposed bikini wax ban after salon owners protested and the state's consumer affairs director refused to support the measure. More » -
#coldshoulders
With Friends Like These...
A woman thought she was headed to a party when her friends picked her up, but instead they drove her into the woods and abandoned her in 8-degree weather in a planned attack. More » -
#wtf
In America, We Value Most Lives
Kalynn Moore has just learned that officials in New Jersey have called off the search for her son Bashere, who died shortly after his birth and was thrown out with the hospital's trash. [Fox, Fox]
