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more about #new Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship." SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon... more » bitchney: Can somebody please explain the Victoria's Secret shoplifting phenomenon? Is there really that much demand for panties that create non-stop wedgies a... more » hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues t... more » midwestdesigner: I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who love Karl and Spongebob. more » BlondeGoddess: Cafe Flirt. I so want to be there now. more » frugal: Well I wonder, can you see my feets is not murder? more » ketamineKitty: christ, people who would pepper spray a sales person in order to shoplift have obviously never worked in retail. more » futuremouse: Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebo... more » Tchotchke: I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fa... more » cinematheques: Spongebob Couturepants. more » BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more » Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more » charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more » la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more » FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more » ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more » JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more » Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more » rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more » bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more » -
#ragtrade
Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
- Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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#ragtrade
Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
- Daul Kim's boyfriend was the first to find the body of the 20-year-old Korean model, artist, and writer, who died by asphyxiation. Police believe Kim's death was a suicide. Her agency has confirmed that her mother is en route to Paris. [AP]
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#tweet
Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Today in Tweet Beat, members of different Real Housewives cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym. More » -
#new
Is The Phillip Garrido Story "Tragedy Porn"?
News networks are reportedly mulling a new pay model for online news, but if news means stories about kidnapper Phillip Garrido, then Simon Dumenco of Advertising Age doesn't think it's worth our money. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
- Alec Baldwin is public enemy number one in the Philipines because last week when David Letterman asked Baldwin about his desire to expand his family, he joked:
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#fashionshow
Baby Phat Fall 2009: Don't Worry, Be Happy
Last night I went to the Baby Phat/Kimora Lee Simmons Collection show, my first this Fashion Week, now that we have "scaled down" our coverage. The show was scaled down as well. More » -
