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more about #neverlandranch scullymurphy: Life of Brian also voted funniest movie of all time by Scullymurphy. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: I can't wait to find out how Jay Z's shoulder got so dirty. Hopefully one of the 99 chapters will be devoted to that. more » Devonna: Also, calling Ryan Reynolds 'RyRen' hurts me, physically. more » Devonna: That sucks for Lucy Liu. It doesn't matter how old you are, you still want your parents to be supportive and proud of you & your choices. more » lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: Oh, Mary Louise Parker. You don't need a man to open jars! You just need the corner of a yoga mat. Seriously. It's life-changing. more » CollegeCamel: Alright, new rule: if your name is Joe and you have a child in show business, GTFO!!! more » heykoukla: Life of Brian is the most controversial film of all time? People, stop taking part in these surveys - you are all individuals. You are all different. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why is Jamie Foxx such a jerk? Just about everything he says/does sets my teeth on edge-- making sexually inappropriate comments towards a teenage Mi... more » alouette: Poor Lady GaGa, no wonder she never wears pants. more » MediumMac: I really don't understand how Lady Gaga can be broke. She has to be saving a lot of money given that she doesn't buy pants! more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: MLP, DAMN lady, I want your secrets. I wanna look that amazing when I am 45. I do take issue with that note to the menz tho' as some of them gots som... more » pupsnpies: Grr..learning new editing tool..I'm confused by ML Parker's decisions about getting nude. She's more comfortable getting nude to bake a pie for the m... more » Laines: Please help a gossiply challenged person - is MJ's third child seriously named "Blanket?" I thought it was a mean-spirited nickname but I've seen him... more » GeorgeFayne: "All that is to say: I was so fucking nuts, I agreed to make Gigli. Can you believe that? Gigli."— Ben Affleck, on his high-profile relationship w... more » dreamweave: I am going to start using that phrase in everything I write, faux real! more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Idris Elba is a fantastic way to start the day. That said, I find it very curious that Beyonce won't let photographers shoot her from behind. Just lo... more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: I'm crap at blind items! Um, who would be described as "freaky?" Robert Englund? Crispin Glover? Steve Buscemi? Tom Green? Ag. I'm bollocks at this! more » A Small Turnip: No, Idris. I don't know what you mean. You're going to have to show me. In detail. ... Nope, didn't quite get it. Do it again; maybe I'll catc... more » hortense: I don't necessarily think it's against a punk aesthetic to get your music out to people by putting it online, Jack White. I think that's a pretty DIY ... more » curiousgeorgiana: Kudos Angelina. Proving with your visit at Walter Reed and all of your work in New Orleans that there are plenty of volunteer opportunities right here... more » -
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
