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more about #nelly more comments → Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: I don't blame Hayden at all. I would jump on Milo Ventimiglia any day, regardless of his being twice my age. Oh, sigh... more » AboutToLaugh: Gee, Aisha Curry... Could it be that Tameka's title is similar to yours because "You're pretty for dark-skinned girl" is a back-handed compliment that... more » morninggloria: I wouldn't call Spencer the villian as much as the wood tick. more » NoelleBlue: The actual quote from London Daily Mirror from Katy Perry: "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her ... more » -
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The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
