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more about #neilpatrickharris more comments → salthegeek: Is it bad that Barney reminds me of my self. Except for the one night stands? more » Dodgergirl: I think it's clear that NPH + children's television icons= GOLD. more » thecameralovesyou: I love his delivery of the line "I'll punch a baby". It's kind of missing something without his Barney face but still hilarious. more » Scout: quite enjoyable. though I imagine CBS will be receiving many a nasty, caustic letter, don't you think? more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: That is hands down awesome. A topper of the South Park original. more » Sarah Dove: Carrie Prejean's brother must HATE Full House. more » TildeMarks: If Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga had a love child (I'd pay to see that moment of conception - btw), I'm pretty sure the baby would be Liberace. more » sableized (mawrterdom): Kristen Stewart looks photoshopped out of her freakin' mind on that poster. more » Wishnick: God, Avatar looks like a big bubbling tub of hot crap. I cannot think of a way he could have possibly crammed more tired cliches into the film. (Plus ... more » sweet tea vodka: I don't get Buble's comment. I hate it when an artist of any kind is critiqued and their come-back is "well lets see how well you can do it!" as if on... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Chaske Spencer, you are nothing like the Beatles. The Beatles were talented. You are not. You are in a shite film with shite acting. Not the same thi... more » andheartss haz it: Box Office Toppers: Sparkle Vamps and White Lady Saves Minority w/Her Priviledge So basically this weekend signaled the death of cinema. more » Ms Meghan: After Brotherhood of the Wolf, Vincent Cassel will always be creepy looking, sorry. more » szuperremek: I am pleasantly surprised to see that Viggo Mortensen quote included. I was on the Kucinich presidential campaign, and what Viggo said is precisely w... more » nacktmusik: Tina Turner is fucking FAB! more » -
#clips
Neil Patrick Harris Stars in "The Inappropriate Snowman"
CBS made this cheeky joint promo for Frosty the Snowman and How I Met Your Mother, using audio of Neil Patrick Harris's raunchy HIMYM character Barney mashed up with Frosty. Who knew Frosty had a porn collection? Clip below. More » -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#goodbadugly
Sparkles, Big Hair, And Silver Foxes: Celebs Come Out For A Night Of Heroes
Celebrities came out last night in support of the CNN Heroes program, which honors "everyday people changing the world." Most of the celebs seemed to play it relatively safe, fashion-wise, but there were a few highlights. More » -
#snapjudgment
"Just Once, I Wish You Guys Would Call Me On Tuxedo Night."
[Los Angeles, October 17. Image via WENN]
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#liveblog
Live Blog: Emmys 2009
Does Flight of the Conchords stand a chance for Outstanding Comedy Series? Does anything stand a chance against Mad Men and 30 Rock? Let's watch, as Doogie hosts. More » -
#dirtbag
Dr. Horrible Comes To The Emmys, Dr. House Worries About His Knees
- The Emmy Awards are tonight, and host Neil Patrick Harris apparently has a few tricks up his sleeve, including a visit from Dr. Horrible and John Hodgman announcing questionable factoids as the winners go up to collect their prizes. [EW]
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#notablequotable
Neil Patrick Harris On The Most Different Thing From Doogie He's Done
Playing MC in Broadway revival of Cabaret: "'My hair was bleached blue-black, as were my eyebrows, my armpits, my happy trail,' he describes. It was jarring for Doogie Howser fans. 'I certainly changed their minds,' he smiles." [NPR] -
#maghag
Neil Patrick Harris On Sexuality & Stardom
New York magazine's cover story alleges that Neil Patrick Harris is a Hollywood rarity: An openly gay actor who "can host award shows, play a womanizer, walk the red carpet with his boyfriend, then get cast as a straight dad." More » -
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#dirtbag
Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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#dirtbag
D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"
- The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
- Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.
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#dirtbag
Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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#dirtbagafterdark
Slumdog Dad Arrested; Lindsay May Star In Topless Vegas Show
- Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali's father, Rafiq Qureshi, was arrested last night on charges that he tried to sell his daughter for £200,000. [The Sun]
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#dirtbag
Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family
- Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbag
Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
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#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Welcome back to our weekly SNL Live Thread! This week, the great Neil Patrick Harris is our host, and Taylor Swift is our musical guest. Will the show be hilarious or horrible? Let's find out. -
#reminders
SNL Live Thread Returns Tonight!
Don't forget to come back later this evening for our first Saturday Night Live thread of the year! Neil Patrick Harris will be our host. A promo clip to psych you up, after the jump. More » -
#dirtbag
Oo-de-lally! Russell Crowe's Weight, Badittude Threaten To Destroy Nottingham
- Russell Crowe has gone a bit mad on the set of Nottingham, throwing the film into a state of chaos. The star is demanding re-writes and reportedly trying to get director Ridley Scott fired. [PageSix]
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#dirtbag
Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
