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more about #navelgazing cupscake: i didn't even like the idea of showing my bare pregnant belly! more » jeepgirl: That catcher's mitt (second picture) is going to come in handy in the ninth month. more » Diet.Coke.: this is the best thing ever. i would get starry night. more » Maritsa: The picture with the headphones reminded me of the Kool-Aid man, and the fact that my sister wanted to go as him for Halloween when she was pregnant. ... more » Raspberry Swirly: Am I the only one that thinks these are kind of adorable? I approve of the smiley face, the dragon, and that awesome Seuss fish. more » I'm Chuck Bass: The picture of Mr. Met among all the bellies absolutely KILLS ME. Oh man, that's awesome. more » haguenite: As a general rule, I'd say no to belly painting. But this Orange Babies ad will never not be awesome: Translation: You are expected. But what can you ... more » brinkswomanship: In the first pic I'm seeing: Nemo, the fish from the Cat in the Hat, and one of the Shark Tale fish, voiced by... Angelina Jolie? Renee Zellweger? more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, this is only for cute pregnant women. I am the opposite of cute when I'm pregnant. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: It would be awesome if someone painted a bloody, gaping hole with an evil alien crawling through it. more » morninggloria: A punk pregnant woman could write "I LOVE TO FUCK" on her stretched out stomach. more » CurtCole: If that one girl names her kid Nemo, we should have him taken away from her. more » hatepaperdoll: I can tell you right now that when you draw a smiley face and put headphones on your ass, no one thinks it's cute. And they ask you to leave the rehea... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: In the one of the baby, what the heck is going on with the kid's shoulder? Also, I'm deeply disturbed and I cannot quite articulate why. more » dreamweave: We started the day with impassioned defenses of a woman's right to not want to use her breasts for her baby, but artwork on the belly is apparently a ... more » CurtCole: Everyone frowns on men who do this(granted our belly's are usually hairy and nothing to be proud of). more » hovy: Pregnant women are so smug. Painting their bellies like it's the greatest canvas on Earth. Don't they know art is reserved for the hoods of tricked ou... more » hello.kitty: Blah. I didn't need belly paint. My stretch marks and 'linea negra' provided enough natural coloration. more » chocolatecoffeebeans: The closest I got to this type of thing was when I let my eight year old daughter put temporary tattoos of sunflowers in a circle around my belly butt... more » Mayonegg: lets start taking bets to see how long it takes for one of these to pop up on whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.tumblr.com more » -
#navelgazing
Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
Quoth the Daily Mail, "for some, the best way to commemorate the experience of pregnancy is with a painted belly." Just for you, a gallery of this new art form - with analysis. More » -
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Navel Gazing
We've always assumed our navels are just for piercing, but Aki Sinkkonen has a new theory on the belly button: he believes that they served the evolutionary purpose of signaling fertility to potential mates. More » -
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Your Daughter's Left For College? Cry Me A River
This column's title pretty much says it all: "My Universe Loses a Star". The Drama (or lack thereof) of the empty nester leaves us thinking, rather ungenerously, "And we should care because...?" More »
