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more about #naughty more comments → Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Hey, let's cut the poor old guy a break, shall we? I mean, he busts his ass all year in order to bring joy to everyone. He unfailingly shows up to all... more » morninggloria: Satan Claus? more » Eeva: Aw, c'mon brawling guys, retract those Claus. It's Christmas. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Santa-on-Santa crime, it's how we know that we're not imagining the state of the world today. more » theysaidwhat: Santa: Knows when you are sleeping, knows when your're awake, knows if you've been bad or good, gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Was that the cre... more » morninggloria: Santa was dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones he used to know before all those immigrants had to ruin everything. more » victoriasauce: Oh, Santa. Stop mass brawlin' and gimme those presents. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): So Santa is a Clauset racist? That's good to know... more » Stabby McStabberson: i thought this was pretty funny until i got to this part: "of dark-skinned African or Asian appearance." now i'm feeling stabby. more » blackbirdfly: What a delightful way to celebrate the birth of Jesus. more » PaintedTrollop: Not just dreaming of, but insisting on a White Christmas. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This is just a big misunderstanding. The Greater London African American Bowling League thought there was to be a Mass Santa Bowl for charity. The S... more » AthertonMerriweather: You know you're a hardass when you have to put on a costume to beat someone's ass. more » -
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Santa's Been Naughty
Police in England are investigating a "mass Santa brawl" that took place on Saturday between a group of men dressed as Santa and another group of men "of dark-skinned African or Asian appearance." [Independent]
