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more about #nationalanthem more comments → Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Girlfriend needs some honey and lemon. That's a raspy voice. In Mexico, if you don't play the national anthem exactly as written or give a poor perfor... more » stacyinbean: While on the subject of Missouri I'd just like to add 'Claire McCaskill 2016'! more » morninggloria: More like "MIS-er-ee" more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Why were they all looking at that statue? American patriotism is so weird! more » A Small Turnip: Oh, thank Christ I'm not the only one who pronounces it Missour-EE. I was having a embarrassed moment there. I have a profound paranoia that I'm alw... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: And if the National Anthem was so butchered by an Obama supporter, they'd be called un-patriotic, un-American, and an terrorist. more » BlondeGrlz: My husband's submarine is called the Missouri, and at the keel-laying we were informed from now on everyone had to say "Missour-ah" or the state would... more » BowlingForDollars: What? Rosanne Barr wasn't available? more » Devonna: My St. Louis-based relatives all say 'Missouri'. I have acquaintances in Jeff City that say 'Missour-ah'. However, they all say 'warsh.' Which makes m... more » DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman: I feel awful. I used to love Randall Hank so much. His daddy would be ashamed. more » badmutha: What that man did to the National Anthem was a crime. more » Larry Fine: My dong always appears at early light with thoughts of 'palin. more » homoviper: Oh man, I can't stop replaying it to hear him say "dong's early light." It shouldn't be this funny, but I crack up every time. more » haguenite: Mizuruh? Really? I had no idea. I think I'm gonna stick with that -ee. One of the students I tutor has to defend McCain's healthcare ideas during an e... more » bowleserised: I'm so glad that Steve Bell has started drawing her now, because that bee-hive is just going to get bigger and bear less and less relation to the shap... more »
