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    Mrs. Stephen Fry: I think that Madonna just likes Jesus because she can boss him around and treat him like a child. Wonder if she leaves him with a nanny, too? Also, I... more »
    misssichuan: not that it matters, but Russell Crowe is a Kiwi, not Aussie! more »
    sequined: I misread the JLo quote as: ""I started to wonder," Lopez said, "what if I couldn't afford a doctor, or receive the medicines, the pedicures?" and I t... more »
    msAnthrope: just have to say that, for all the independence madonna supposedly represents, she seems oddly unable to exist without a man in her life. i don't thin... more »
    Sister Toldja: Oprah spoke at my graduation too! It was awesome. more »
    HootieHoo: I was most thrilled to spot Dulé Hill in the WHCD audience. Yay, the Reggie Love of West Wing!! more »
    brinkswomanship: Poor Rachel - introduced to league by a *Rabbitohs* supporter. She's already a lost cause... more »
    NotChoinski: Madaonna Marries Jesus: Stations of the Gross more »
    Macloserboy: I'd love to feel sorry for Jerry Hall, except she knew he was Mick Jagger when she started dating him and humiliated Bryan Ferry when she dumped him f... more »
    cellardoor: Oh god, can we please not use "unpack" in every thread for the next 6 months? Sorry, but I just got over the cringe-worthiness of "squick." more »
    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Does anyone look good in Spanx? I thought the whole point was to compress you into a stuffed sausage underneath so the clothes on top looks fantastic. more »
    lalaland13: Oh Natalie Portman, you're kind of not a good person. I was torn between thinking you were OK but kind of pretentious or just pretentious and annoying... more »
    meg9: Yep, marrying a 20 year old is going to look REALLY good to the adoption committee in Malawi. I've been over madonna for the last 10 years at least, b... more »
    jeepgirl: Lourdes - proof that the saying "Just wait until you have children of your own" is pretty much on target. more »
    fluxus flucker: Sienna Miller is doing work in the DRC - I'm very impressed. The country is more fucked up than anything I've ever heard of. The victims of the civil ... more »
    laureltreedaphne: Ugh. There is nothing I hate more than people who Facebook and Twitter about their relationships, and Paris Hilton is no exception. No one cares that ... more »
    tiny_danza: They should reissue Babs' Greatest Hits: "Funny Gurn", "Prince of Lines" ... more »
    novelidea: "Mature women are still relevant." Thanks for the tip, jerk. Of course they are. Although I wasn't aware that a woman had to pose naked in a magazin... more »
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Does the article reference marriage itself? Because a Kabbalah commitment ceremony does not seem like it is legally binding. more »
    Trulymadlyme: I know this makes me into a wet blanket, but I am so tired of movements convincing people to support them because they are "sexy." I care about the en... more »
  • #dirtbag

    Madonna To Marry Jesus?

    • Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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    Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!

    • Etta James says when she was ripping Beyoncé about singing "At Last" for the President, "I didn't really mean anything…"
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    Prince Harry Gets Royally Dumped

    • Prince Harry and his girlfriend of nearly 5 years, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo: Davy initiated the break up and has already made the breakup official by changing her Facebook relationship status to "single." Oh, snap!
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    Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On