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more about #muffintops more comments → napalmnacey is an angry feminist: No! I love my muffin! And I love muffins on other women! Nothing nicer than cuddling a woman and feeling her soft bits! Damn you! Cosmetic surgeo... more » NewsBunny: You ladies have me yearning to bake some muffins. Or some Popovers. But popovers are hit and miss. One small wrong move, and it's over. more » NewsBunny: I love that the article uses the term: 'a fortnight'. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Or you know, you could just buy clothes in the appropriate size, and with a cut that flatters your particular shape. But why do that when you can pay ... more » LaFemme: So, it's basically just liposuction with a "catchy" name. Got it. more » lucyjae: OH! MY! GOD! How ridiculously stupid can people be. Your body doesn't create the muffin top, your pants do. BUY BIGGER PANTS! Problem solved. more » bluetrain84: Did you guys see the part of the article that said "There is a very fine line between removing excess fat and causing a collapse of the buttock." Thi... more » EarlyGrey: How about just buying bigger pants? Anyone can have a "muffin top" if they stuff themselves into too tight pants. more » susanstohelit: Yesterday I tried on a skirt which was too small and gave me a muffin top. So you know what I did? You should brace yourselves because let me tell you... more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: The muffin top problem seems to be wholly caused by the trend in low rise jeans. I mean, I like the latest trend as much as everyone, but I'm not sur... more » squeaky yet unclean: oh ffs. good old-fashioned diet and exercise are cheaper, less painful and leave no scars. same goes, one could argue, for just getting some bigger pa... more » Yahtzii: I just bought this fabulous pair of harem pants, but they don't drape correctly at the crotch because they're just too long! So I'm investigating foot... more » Lady Skittlehattington: My coat only has one sleeve! What to do...what to do...? more » morninggloria: What do they do with the muffin tops after they're removed? Send them en masse to Elaine Benes? more » alexburrito: I need a muffin top chop, a saddlebag subtraction, my milk bags moved up, and, apparently, a frontal lobotomy. more » -
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Daily Fail: Pants Don't Fit? Surgery Is An Option
The madness continues: Apparently, having pants that don't fit properly is the new "modern dilemma," which many women solve by undergoing £5,000 "Muffin Top Chop" surgery. [DailyMail] -
#leftovers
Lady Chimps Have Sex For Meat • A Surprising Number Of 12 Year-Olds Are Having All Kinds Of Sex
• Scientists have found that male chimpanzees exchange meat for sex with lady chimps. Does this mean it really is the oldest profession? • More »
