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more about #mtv Clarissima: When I look at promotional photography like this, I am: a)thankful that typography communicates horror very effectively b) in awe that some creativ... more » The HZA.: So Tiger copes with scandal by acting like a 12 year old boy? more » The HZA.: MARK SALLING IS CHEATING ON ME!? Whatever, I bet he doesn't sing Sweet Caroline for Audrina. more » mariamariamaria: 'Please, invite me to your table!' You wouldn't have to ask me twice. more » Cimorene: I think my least favorite word in the English language is "golddigger." Because, at least bitch, cunt, whore, slut, etc. have the kind of reputation w... more » Penny: Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, is dating Audrina Patridge and they're "really into each other." My heart just died. more » Penny: Elisabeth Hasselbeck that is a hosting foul to the MAX. more » annebreal: I'm confused...I thought Nik from that season was a lesbian, along with Kim - identified herself as such after the show aired - so what's up with that... more » mentylyentyl: Can you sign a lease in LA that only lasts for your 15 minutes of fame? more » la_periodista: So, I'll admit, I jumped on the Jersey Shore bandwagon last night, and I am never looking back! I don't hate them like I thought I would! They're kin... more » 7states: I'm actually more annoyed at the producers of the View than at Elisabeth. I would think one of them would have googled anyone who is on the show and ... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: I just wikipedia'd 'Jersey Shore.' It sounds horribly boring. Can anyone explain the appeal to me? more » Diziet_Sma: "If these people end up having some kind of showbiz longevity what does it mean for our culture as a whole?" If you're worried about it, stop writin... more » JinxyMcDeath: Honestly, I don't think the Jersey Shore people are that bad. Sure they're not the classiest of people, but who among us really is? Look, I don't ac... more » greeneyedfem: I first read today's headline as: "Jersey Shore Going Bollywood" and my brain almost shorted out. more » this_charming_one: Hearing that the Situation and Pauly D want to move to LA is the best news. Hopefully they won't come back to Jersey. Two less of their ilk in my hom... more » curiousgeorgiana: I love Young Victoria. And I don't think I would love it so much if Emily Blunt wasn't so freaking charming in that movie. Hell, apparently she's ch... more » AjaxNangerini: No MY worst nightmare is hearing David Beckham sing. His screech voice is like nails on a chalkboard when he speaks.. more » joiful: This gleek is not happy that Mark Salling is dating Audrina Patridge. Why waste all that mohawk-hotness on the least interesting person ever to be... more » R_Claw: Puck is dating Audrina, ugh! How does that girl end up dating guys I think are hot?!?!? I need to reevaluate my crushing mechanism. more » -
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Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
- Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.
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Jersey Shore: Snooki "Sluggo" Apologizes
Brad Ferro, who drunkenly punched Jersey Shore's Snooki in a bar, has apologized via the New York Post, saying he remembers "very little" of that night and that "I was raised to act in a respectful manner to women." More » -
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Today In Jersey Shore: All Snooki, All The Time
"I don't care what a girl says, you still don't put your hands on her," DJ Pauly D tells ET about the infamous punch. Meanwhile, people are asking the cast for beauty tips, and Snooki wants her own show. More » -
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Sarah Palin Gets Fleeced; Roberto Cavalli Enjoys "Primitive" Africa
- Laura Ingraham is auctioning Sarah Palin's fleece from her Going Rogue cover. Let's take up a collection and shoot a real Going Vogue. [Facebook]
- Givenchy was the winning bidder for Audrey Hepburn's How To Steal A Million LBD. [WWD]
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#trashtv
Jersey Shore: Snooki's In A Pickle
On last night's Jersey Shore, Snooki demonstrated her unusual way of eating a pickle, and then made out with everyone in the petri dish that is the Jersey Shore hot tub. (There is not enough chlorine in the world.) More » -
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Jersey Shore Bruiser's Dad Blames Snooki, MTV
The father of the gym teacher who punched Jersey Shore's Snooki in the face has some fighting words of his own. "He doesn't understand how that happened," says Dan Ferro. "She was being very aggressive. That's who she is, apparently." More » -
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MTV To Air Anti-Violence PSA After Next Week's Jersey Shore
The episode of Jersey Shore that includes Snooki getting punched by a man in a bar will air next week, followed by a PSA cautioning, "Violence against women in any form is a crime," reports the Daily News. More » -
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The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need
Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately! More » -
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MTV Gets Death Threats Over Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore horror movie gets even more frightening: MTV staffers are reportedly getting actual death threats over Jersey Shore (...) and Mike "The Situation" insists that a "guido" is a "good looking Italian man." How convenient. [FoxNews, People] -
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Jersey Shore: "Like a Horror Movie"
What's left to say about Jersey Shore that wasn't Tweeted last night as MTV's guido-sploitation reality show steamrolled west across our country's time zones like a manure-spreader, bringing us all together in mock-horror and self-satisfied contempt? Well, a couple things. More » -
#nobowtie
Sneak Peek At MTV's Chris Brown: The Interview
Now that Rihanna has begun to talk to the media this week about her relationship with Chris Brown, MTV will air Chris Brown: The Interview, during which the singer will also open up about the night he assaulted his ex-girlfriend. -
#poplife
In Defense Of Lady Gaga, Whose VMA Performance "Will Inspire A Movement"
She wears preposterous ensembles and says ridiculous things. But seriously? We need Lady Gaga.
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Like West Side Story, Only Ear-Piercingly Off-Key
Yet another MTV VMA promo. Russell Brand, Cobra Starship, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Ne-Yo try to act like Jets and Sharks. Keep your eyes peeled for Blair Waldorf. [Daily Mail] -
#babyonemoretime
Britney Spears, Russell Brand Star In VMA 2009 Promo
The promo for this year's VMAs—which airs live on September 19—stars Britney Spears and (host) Russell Brand…just like the promo for the VMAs last year. -
#lifestylesoftherichandfamous
Daddy's Girls : When Young Black Women Do Business
Season two of MTV's Daddy's Girls premiered last night, featuring Angela and Vanessa Simmons (daughters of Rev. Run from Run-DMC). Watching the show, I kept wondering something: why don't we see more women with business ambitions featured on TV? More » -
#thatshot
MTV Premieres Paris Hilton Documentary
Tonight, MTV will air the documentary Paris, Not France, an official selection of the Toronto International Film Festival, which provides "a back-stage pass into what it really takes to maintain the life, business and brand of Paris Hilton." Oy. [UPI] -
#ragtrade
Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed
- John Malkovich has a clothing line. Who knew? His collection, branded Technobohemian, is actually the actor's second foray into fashion, he launched a line called Uncle Kimono in 2002. We hope his Milan show models all wear Malkovich masks. [WWD]
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Crashin' Strip
"...Hill then emotionlessly commands them to strip. Feigning shellshocked disbelief, the girls pause for a second before taking off all their clothes down to their lingerie." And that's not even the worst of it. [Movieline] -
#ragtrade
9/11 Truther Nabs Fancy Perfume Campaign
- In a move that smacks of Chanel-Audrey-Jean-Pierre, Dior announced it's making a 6 1/2 minute online perfume ad with Marion Cotillard and Olivier Dahan, who of course directed Cotillard in La Vie En Rose. [WWD]
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#thegoldenpopcorngoesto
Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
The category "Best WTF Moment" has been added to the MTV Movie Awards this year, but with films like Slumdog Millionaire and Milk competing with High School Musical 3 and Twilight, every category screams, "WTF?" More »
