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    That_little_attention_whore: George Carlin figured Tucker out years ago (along with Todd, and their friend Kyle) and I appreciate the Jezzies bringing the Science to prove his point! more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I can't think of the name Tucker without thinking of my school's tuck shop and its cheap chocolate milk (actually free cos I was a boarder, and the ho... more »
    Jamie Sommers: My mom told me when I grew up I could be anything I wanted. So I became an asshole." I know I'm supposed to loathe Tucker Max (and I do) but I must sa... more »
    ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Preston Tucker was an automotive genius who was far ahead of his time. He;s the reason we have seat belts and windshield wipers in cars today. Don't... more »
    exelizabeth: I had a pet rat named Tuck (though not Tucker), and he's was the sweetest, cutest little guy. He was such a pansy, he wouldn't even jump off a book an... more »
    EkaterinaBallerina: That exchange between Jon Stewart and Tucker Carlson is first and foremost a classic, and secondly one of the reasons I adore Jon. Well aside from the... more »
    Thistledew: See the problem is I think of Tucker in one of my favorite childhood shows, "Flash Forward." He was so sweet! And Funny! I guess he was a bit of tro... more »
    randomnessish: Oh, so true. when i was younger, my next door neighbor had a son who was a few years younger than me named Tucker, and he was the most annoying litt... more »
    Majrhoulihan: Having the first name Tucker is the new equivalent of having "Wayne" as a middle name. more »
    Sadie: Tucker Max and I attended the same institution of higher learning. Just sayin. So did this guy at the next table (I'm at an internet caf) and I'm not ... more »
    PhillyLass: "However there's also Jonathan Tucker, who did a sex scene with Josh Lucas in the 2001 film The Deep End. We are not mad at him." This made me laugh a... more »
    pandorasmittens: Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Mittens, who loved to play on the slide on her Catholic school playground. The slide was ten feet up, s... more »
    American Dreamer: Now we know where Tucker Carlson spent his severance package (at McDonalds) he got FAT!! more »
    hortense: We can also throw in the entire film "John Tucker Must Die," right? more »
    laurascr: I actually didn't know I was a patriot until I read that Tucker Carlson quote and my eyeballs exploded. Canadians pride themselves on their lack of pa... more »
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