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more about #moscow pesematology: I didn't know anyone had the lung capacity to survive in space. For how long, did they say? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): There's an American Mustache Institute? That just made my migraine-filled day. Please tell me Keith Hernandez, Tom Selleck, and Snidely Whiplash are... more » willwriteforfood: The thought that someone might pay over a million dollars for Sarah Palin's scrawl makes me want to throw up. I wish I could buy it just to smash it t... more » Ginmar Rienne: He was framed? Really? God, how many sexist myths are in there? The 'women lie' one, maybe the 'women are masochistic' one, too, plus a dash of 'a wom... more » sybann: I think the XBox would make a better world leader... more » EinDC: They might have better luck with the gay marriage legislation if it just allowed it in the capital city, rather than the capitol building. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm getting whiplash from the legislation about women wear. Not enough...too much...how about we just leave off worrying about it and get on with busi... more » badmutha: Of course the woman spiked her own drink to frame her lover! What woman hasn't thought "I'll get back at him if its the last thing I do!" more » wtfox?!: You can own this 60GB, perfect-condition, one-of-a-kind item before her expected run for president of the United States of America in 2012. This remi... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: A man reported that he'd seen a girl who looked like Dugard looking at a poster about her abduction at a gas station near Antioch, California and had ... more » CurtCole: I wonder what would happen if all gay people moved to Canada? At least then I would have a legitimate reason to buy a Northface jacket. more » CurtCole: That girl in the red looks like she has more than equal airtime on her mind. YIKES. more » jigglyball: Does anyone see the spitting image of Matthew Broderick in the mask farthest to the right? Anyone? Bueller? more » sybann: It's the ears. PO-ed. more » shorty63136: That kitty is not happy about all the picture snapping - look at that fluffy, alert tail. more » ragincajun67: ROLCAT sez: "My Party-honed political ardor compells me to turn my labor-hardened back on your shiny Western glamour smiles and well-accessorized bour... more » Soho: Eh..not liking that outfit on Barack...very "bleh".. more » Questioning Everything: That kitty's all "Hey you two, go away. I'm supposed to get all of the attention around here, not you!" more » sybann: That cat is still pissed about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." more » greengrey: IZ IN UR GORKI. MEETIN' UHMERUHCUN PREZUHDENT! more » -
#leftovers
Doctor Claims He Was Framed In Miscarriage Case • Gay Couple Refused Right To Wed In Moscow
• Dr. Edwin Erin, who, as we mentioned earlier today, has been charged with poisoning his pregnant lover, is claiming that Bella Prowse spiked her own drink in an attempt to frame him. • More » -
#dancedancerevolution
R.I.P. Ekaterina Maximova
Ekaterina Maximova, a legendary ballerina of Moscow's Bolshoi known as "Catherine the Great," has died at 70. She's survived by her husband and dance partner, Vladimir Vasiliev. [AP] -
