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more about #morrissey bananaballs: I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping! more » Slim: I really love SJP. I've got a pretty good bullshit radar, but she always seems sincere. She genuinely seems to be salt of the earth. A regular dame I... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady. Poor kid. more » amazoncowgirl: Wow, there's hope for La Hasselback yet. She actually recognises graciousness when she sees it. One day she might utelise it herself. Meanwhile, wa... more » Penny: Benjamin is a great name. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names. more » rixatrix: Can we find an Overused Romantic Comedy cliche for Jon Gosselin's life? The guy needs a good makeover, plus "The Reformed Bad Boy," "Time Travel" and ... more » BurntButterandSugar: Love to hear that Rue McClanahan's still got that sass. more » DutchessOfDork: I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong. more » AllieCaulfield: Elisabeth should've done her homework...asking if Stanley Tucci's recently deceased wife saw his film is beyond horrible...what a stupid twit. more » NellMood: No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote. more » LAmonkeygirl: Shane Sparks, nooooooooo! more » Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » divinelioness: No. No, Chris Brown, I am not "still down." I will not be allowing your songs on my pandora, inside the hip hop dance class I teach, sing along to yo... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » robit: Last spring, I substitute taught full time. There would be kids who would act up, after warnings, and when I would tell them I was leaving a note for ... more » Ack: I propose a ban on any more Pete-Doherty-is-a-drug-addled-douche stories. When he sobers up, that's a story. Eminem, you are a piece of shit. Kindl... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » Tippi Hedren: Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up. more » -
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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
- Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]
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White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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Morrissey Collapses On Stage, Is Taken To Hospital
Morrissey has reportedly been taken to a local hospital after collapsing on stage during a performance tonight at The Oasis in Swindon, England. According to The Telegraph, his current condition is listed as "stable." [ONTD], [Telegraph] -
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Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
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Chris Brown's Father: My Son Is "Remorseful"
- Chris Brown's father claims that his son is "very remorseful" about his actions: "He's very remorseful. He's very concerned about the situation and he wants to make sure that [Rihanna's] okay," says Clinton Brown. [People]
