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more about #montypython spamanda: In honor of the Monty Python's anniversary, IFC is showing all their movies. Holy Grail is on right now. Wooo! #montypython #groupthink more » Crackers in Bed: Dear Cameron, et. al: STOP ENDING YOU SENTENCE CLAUSES WITH THE WORD "AT"!! it is incorrect grammar and it drives me insane, grr. that is all. more » curiousgeorgiana: Losing my mother was very traumatic. I don't know if I'll ever get over it. And now I'm older than my mom was when she died, which is pretty strange. ... more » Diziet_Sma: THANK YOU, Matthew Weiner. My personal bete noir is people at concerts holding their iPhones up to record the show and watching on the screen, instead... more » applejuice: I watched Whitney on the X-Factor last night, and her dress did indeed break. She also came across as not very with it (especially during the intervi... more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): WHATever, Ewan. I'm over you- Alec Guinness was a better Obi-Wan Kenobi anyway. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Damn it, Dodai! The "Pratt Arrested" headline got me all excited, then I click through and find out it's Stephanie? I think you owe me some Spencer ... more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: In Jennifer Love Hewitt's defense, I have heard that "everybody putting negative energy out there" is the second leading cause of divorce overall and... more » DutchessOfDork: Oh god. Your dress is too short if you wave goodbye and give people squirrel shots. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » tldr: ! Excited about the Cameron Diaz/Richard Kelly thriller. I love when Cameron Diaz does edgier stuff in the vein of Being John Malkovich and Vanilla ... more » LongGoneCourtney: Goddamn Hollywood, pay your dealers. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » yvanehtnioj: Something has gone seriously awry with Kim's fake eyelashes in that picture. And there's an Eva Longoria-ish quality to her smirk. I think this is t... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is Pete Wentz talking about? Is he talking about gestation or the child's first year of life? And seriously Pete, being a father is more than g... more » this_charming_one: How long until Law and Order does an episode about the break-ins at young stars' homes? #kourtneykardashianburglary more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: The strap broke on Whitney's dress, those were not hanger loops. She appeared rather out of it on X Factor, especially when she was talking to Dermot ... more » rah29: Oooh no no, it wasn't the hanger stability things that popped out of Whitney's dress--the straps at the back that were meant to hold it as a kind of i... more » GirlFailer: Ewan, you are off my list. You are permanently removed from my "men from Scotland I would like to bathe with my tongue" list. You have been replaced w... more » funnyface: I was hoping Spencer would be the Pratt arrested. Dammit. #fleshbeard #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Kivrin: "I was fucking drunk in Australia. Big deal." Dammit, John Stamos, why do you make me love you?! #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Triphena: That's a pretty God damn short dress if you can flash your ladybits waving your arm. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » -
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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left. -
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Oprah's Smitten With Jay-Z; Jon Gosselin's Selling Pix For Cash
- Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:
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Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
A new study found that oxytocin, usually thought to strengthen emotional bonds, also increases people's envy and schadenfreude. An earlier study found it made female hamsters more aggressive towards intruders. No word on what it does to rabbits. [NewScientist]
