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more about #monopoly happymisanthrope: I'm just consoling myself that Lady Lovely Locks was never that popular... more » par3: wow belle looks like she ran into a board stuck with botox needles. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I'm sorry... I'm too distracted by the extreme skinniness of the new Belle's arms to comment on her botoxed face. more » happysquid: Worst toys EVER have to be "Tini Puppini" AKA Bratz DOGS. WTF. more » Kivrin: You know who I miss? Rose Petal. (I think we even have a commenter here whose name is a shoutout to Rose Petal Place.) I remember the cartoon Rose Pet... more » argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: new strawberry shortcake = bratz lite i for one am not amused. more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: The most character-branded toy I owned, I think, was Smokey the Bear. I think i'm safe from childhood-memory-altering redesigns for now. more » Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: I dunno but Belle looks like she has that weird "I had bad plastic surgery cats eye" look. more » PumpkinWhoopies: Is it just me, or does the new Belle look a bit like Angelina Jolie? more » EkaterinaBallerina: I HATE the Strawberry Shortcake makeover. I loooved her and Rainbow Brite as a child (I've still held onto the tape my mom made for me of the movies).... more » tscheese: I almost understand the Belle makeover--almost. They took her from a generic Barbie-ish face to a more exaggerated cartoony face, which, if you saw th... more » captainhaddock: The changes show here actually don't bother me that much... or at least I'm not "horrified" by the new Strawberry Shortcake. I mean, the design's not... more » HoneyBoom: Also, does anyone else have conspiracy theories about why Monopoly is changing their money system? I am thoroughly convinced that credit card companie... more » aubonpam: The new Strawberry Shortcake dresses like Jerri Blank. more » girlnamedblue: I really miss my original Ariel doll. No, I don't want the simple $10 version from the Disney store, nor the one with the light-up tail. I just want m... more » Fate'sBitch: When I was younger I used to play Monopoly with the mean kids across the street and they would regularly charge "banker fees" when we played monopoly... more » Laura Enriquez: I think the new Strawberry Shortcake is cute. And this comes from someone who grew up in a SS themed room. more » hortense: Why can't people come up with new ideas anymore? Isn't that part of the problem, as well? Think of all the awesome toys that came out in the 80's--th... more » SoakedNSinamyn: Belle's eyes look brown in the movie clip, green in the first doll and blue in the newest doll. What's up with that? more » saintbernadette: Whatever. When are they going to makeover the Stick? more » -
#toystories
Doll Makeovers Are Not Child's Play
The Disney Princesses are getting a makeover. This, with the news that Dora The Explorer will come in a shopping-obsessed tween version and that horrifying Strawberry Shortcake revamp is upsetting. Hey, toymakers: Quit it. More »
