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more about #monkeys Lymed: If this were in the U.S. I wouldn't worry because I'd know that Matthew Broderick would save him. But does Russia even have a Matthew Broderick? more » thelastsara: But if man is 5, and the devil is 6, and God is 7, what number is monkey? more » BabyJane: Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's A monkey more » GeorgeFayne: OH MY GOD SPACE PROGRAMS ARE JUST LIKE FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE TOILET. CHRIST, JUST FUND SOME REAL RESEARCH IF YOU TO INVENT SPACE PENS SO BADLY. Ph... more » Bob Wiley: Can't they send 2 monkeys? The poor little guy will be lonely... more » futuremouse: Robots + Monkeys + Cosmic Rays = Inevitable takeover by gigantic Robotic-Ape Hybrids. Have you people never seen a sci-fi movie? Geez. more » ablative: Am I the only one who remembers when the Russians sent Laika the Space Dog up into orbit in Sputnik 2? (Answer: Probably) This just makes me incred... more » CurtCole: What's so frightening about cosmic rays? Everyone knows they just give you the power of invisibility, elasticity, fire, or a rock hard exterior. Com... more » sassyredhead: Is the monkey in the picture doing his barbie toe? I am impressed. more » quatrevingtquatre: Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease can Ricky Gervais release a podcast with Karl Pilkington's response to this? more » Copper: Planet of the apes anyone? (the one with Mark Wahlberg, not the original) more » Mary McCarthyite: Everyone knows monkeys make better sailors than astronauts. more » wordinedgewise: This is wrong! We should totally send a carrot instead. more » clairedeloony: Orchid children are all fine and good. Some of them stay that way and end up as orchid adults, though. And in a corporate situation, what employers wa... more » Diziet_Sma: Finally! A scientific reason for why I'm such a special, special snowflake! more » sableized (sister europe): So how do kids who had a very loving and supportive family life, yet developed severe psychological problems, fit into this theory? What are my people... more » RedLantern: Very interesting. I come from a loving home (not perfect, but not abusive), and have ADD and depression. I went to the doctor to get medication just... more » pajanguin: Yet to be at risk may also be to have a unique opportunity. There's a reason that "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same word in Chinese. more » magicwaffle: For some reason, I was expecting a variant of the Indigo Child phenomenon. I was pleasantly surprised to read an article that advised you to "turn th... more » morninggloria: At the end of the summer, does your hair turn white and fly off your head? If so, you're a dandelion. more » -
#missiontomars
This Monkey's Gone To Heaven
Russian scientists have revealed plans to send a monkey to Mars along with a robot caretaker. They considered sending Cosmonauts, but the 18-month trip may involve exposure to dangerous cosmic rays so they're sending an ape instead. [Telegraph] -
#flowerchildren
"Orchid" Children: A New Way Of Looking At Genetics And Our Brains
Contemporary thinking has it that certain genes doom children to higher risk of depression, ADHD, and other difficulties. But in the right environment, these same genes may actually help kids thrive. More » -
#clips
"You Don't Call Jessie A Monkey. That's My Daughter"
Earlier today, Good Morning America previewed TLC's special My Monkey Baby, which airs on Sunday. More » -
#animalmagnetisms
Baby Chimp Hug Fest
You know how some women say that when they see babies their ovaries ache? I feel like that when I see baby chimps. That's why I'm jealous of Escape to Chimp Eden's Eugene Cussons, who gets to hug them for a living. More » -
#leftovers
Peanuts Parents Secret Revealed • Ann Coulter's Book Sales Slump
• Mental Floss reveals how Peanuts producers made that weird sound that plays when adults are talking on the Charles Schultz cartoons. The secret involves a toilet plunger. • More » -
