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more about #monifa more comments → Lilah: Pygmy hippos are incredible. In the 1940s Ringling Bros. had a really terrible circus fire in Hartford. The animal keepers weren't able to drag their ... more » LittleBlackFly: I see your pygmy hippo and raise you a house hippo! more » applejuice: There was a baby pygmy hippo here in the Edinburgh Zoo a couple years ago. It wus teh kutist. She was so shiny and round and cute! You just wanted to ... more » laurascr: I live for the ear wiggle more » ellaesther: Seriously, you guys, you've never heard this song? It's the best Christmas -- oops, I mean *holiday* -- song on fucking EARTH! "I Want a Hippopotamus ... more » We Don't Live in the 60s: I saw this earlier today and tried to convince my boyfriend we should convert a bathroom into a pygmy hippo pen. more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: I just about peed my pants when I saw this on the teevee. I wannit! more » CloudsInMyCoffee: Ha! She actually looks a lot like my rescued Shar-Pei. It's pretty hilarious to watch this while he's on the couch snoring. His long lost cousin! more » Ipomoea: OMG, look over there, ponies! *places baby pygmy hippo in purse and flees, squealing with glee.* more » my cousin is an ape: Dear Santa: I would like to rescind the request for a pony. Instead, please send me a baby pygmy hippo. Sincerely, my cousin is an ape more » citrus buddha: LOOK AT HER EARS!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GOD. I am literally about to cry. This is too much. I'm such a bad person. Hate human babies, LOVE animal babies. more » SarahMC: Eek! I'm all slipperies! more » Boogaloo2: I've officially added Monifah to my Christmas list. Please Santa--I've been a good girl this year. I promise! more » twiddlebug: I can haz bebeh hippo? more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: The ears, the ears! more »
