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more about #monicalewinsky more comments → Dangling Modifier: I've never heard of a corporate-sponsored kitten rescure before. more » yvanehtnioj: On a scale from 1 to 10, how wrong is it to wish Tucker Max was somehow answerable to Saudi law? more » andBegorrah: PETA's hypocrisy in consistently inserting themselves into the media discussions of the Vick case is mind-boggling. They've supported Breed Specific L... more » ArtfulSlinger: Shame on BET for continuing the charade that is Michael Vick and his new image. I honestly could care less about his childhood, nor his idea of redemp... more » Pearl Forrester: Only 12 fucking years? That's pretty messed up. Better than nothing, but still. That is all. more » seejanerun: Is there any form of cancer that HPV isn't responsible for? Perhaps it causes unicorn and leprechaun cancer too. HPV does not fuck around. more » mirrorghost: only 12 years to the british fritzl for all that?! ugh. more » SarahMC: I don't interpret the reported rape stats as good news, necessarily. I suspect fewer women are reporting rapes because they know there's practically ... more » morninggloria: I never really made the connection between people who want to punch me in the face and people who want to cut my hair. I actually would hope that tho... more » Jack_Burton: "89,000 women reported being raped in 2008, down brom the 109,062 reported rapes in 1992" Good news! Now let's make sure that every one of those ra... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I went to the Knockouts website. When you click on the "Services" page a picture pops up of a woman in skimpy shorts straddling a massage chair... more » yvanehtnioj: I like how the creepy Australian therapist guy uses the excuse that the sexual assault victim came onto him. Isn't it majorly common for patients to ... more » KimberleeJean: I don't know if it's still there, but when I lived in Evansville (IN), there was a "sexy haircut" place. I wish I could remember the name of it. (Go... more » WashingMyHair: Let's put to rest the myth that cats and kittens like milk. Some may, but cow milk actually is not very good for them. more » Triphena: I don't understand the problem with women in "boxing gear". I mean, if that's what they wear in the above picture, well, have fun in NE in the winter... more » -
#leftovers
Knockouts Salon Raises Ire Of Massachusetts Residents • "Britain's Fritzl" Sentenced To 12 Years
• Residents of Mansfield, MA are not happy with a new salon about to be opened in their town. "Knockouts" is a Texas-based chain that offers "haircuts for men" from women dressed in boxing gear. • More » -
#dirtbag
Nadya Suleman Looks To Steal The Plus 8 Market From A Troubled Jon And Kate
- Nadya Suleman is finally getting a "quasi-reality" show. She's reportedly "hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," says her attorney, Jeff Czech. [JustJared]
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#lifeonthedlist
Levi Johnston: Latest "Reluctant Celebrity" To Hire Full-Time Publicist
This weekend's Times asked, "What is Levi Johnston after?" The Kato? The Monica? The Octomom? A full-time career trashing the Palins? We've laid out a few of his options, after the jump! More » -
