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more about #mommymayhem more comments → morninggloria: I bet these shoes eat pants. more » Treeless: I'd expect any shoes designed by Dina Lohan to drink all my liquor, & fall apart whilst still relatively new. more » FroderickFronkensteen: Whether its exploiting your famous daughter, or engaging in wildly age-inappropriate behavior, you can wear these chic and affordable shoes anywhere! more » miss.helen.sears: Attention Lohans: Please back away from the fashion industry Right Now. more » alexburrito: Setting: Street corner in a seedy skidrow neighborhood. Who: Two ladies of the evening Lady 1: I love those shoes! Lady 2: Thanks! They're new. Lad... more » greengrey: I'm so glad I never paid to go to design school. Because then I'd be throwing myself in front of a train right now. more » GirlFailer: She must be designing horseshoes. You know, for the four horsemen's steeds. Because the motherfucking apocalypse is coming. Soon. more » jessica.ann: Is Ali Lohan sporting a real or temporary tattoo? Please tell me it is temporary. more » bluebears: christ. Is Ali still under 18? more » ab33: The graphic above the clip (which I didn't bother to watch, so maybe they explained this but really I had no desire to waste four minutes of my life w... more » ihateyourescalade: In real life, Michele Promaulayko constantly makes little disparaging comments about marriage and children, probably a limiting attitude to have at a ... more » kellieherson: I thought this was going to be about the very real dangers of Bump-It addiction. more » Raanne: Speaking as someone who is 6 months pregnant right now, let me be the first in line to punch whoever said this was addictive. If anything, it has made... more » CoalMineCanary: I can't wait to see Intervention's first bumpaholism episode. "The Mom" will morph into "The Bumpaholic." She'll be featured scrounging for semen in g... more » PreposterousHypothesis: I've known people who LOVE being pregnant. Is that inherently bad? Maybe it IS like alcohol, in that you are able to enjoy it without being ADDICTED t... more » -
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Dina Lohan: Shoe Designer
On the heels (heh) of Lindsay's fashion week disaster, her mother, Dina, will unveil her new "celebrity" shoe line — called "Shoe-Han" — at Trump Plaza today. Betcha that's some classy footwear. [Page Six] -
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Women's Health Identifies Terrifying New Addiction: "Bumpaholism"
Because we don't have enough to worry about with health-care reform in jeopardy and crazies packing guns at Town Hall meetings, let's consider the pressing problem of "pregnancy addiction", or, as Women's Health likes to call it, bumpaholism. More » -
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"How Did You Do That Cute Smiley Face????"
In which a Mom discovers emoticons. Click to enlarge. [Buzzfeed via Literally, Genevieve Clare] -
