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more about #missuniverse more comments → UrbanAchiever: If she represents both Trinidad and Tobago, couldn't that almost make it a foursome? more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: This was actually covered by Gawker, and (I think) Fleshbot, a few days back- it was initially thought to be two Miss Universe contestants (Gawker's A... more » susanstohelit: I honestly don't care what beauty queens or anyone else does in their bedroom, and it's only newsworthy when a beauty pageant contestant has a "sex sc... more » morninggloria: The porn industry and the beauty pageant industry should just merge. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Someone needs to take on the responsibility of telling beauty queens that it is ok to say 'no thanks' to a request to digitally capture the sexytimes.... more » FrannyR: Never done a sex tape, neither has any of the friends I've asked so I wonder: What do you do with it afterwards? Do you watch it? Because ppl ain't pr... more » femme-bot: What is it with pageants and porn? Why don't they just cut to the chase and replace the "talent" section with "sex tapes". Hey, it'd make them more in... more » Dodgergirl: I originally read "assignation" as "assassination" and was thinking there was some strange real-life Zoolander thing happening on the pageant circuits... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dear other people, Don't read the comments on the NY Daily News site. You have been warned. -Z more » TheUptightMidwesterner: See, shit like this doesn't happen in the "Princess Kay of the Milky Way" pageant. Just sayin'... more » judgingamy: At least two out of three of Hef's old girlfriends were Miss Hawaiian Tropics. It's not surprising. Pageants kinda center around the same idea that po... more » GirlFailer: Oh, I hate when I upload my sex tapes on my lap top, then forget to remove them before I send it to a stranger to have it repaired. Duh. more » mfnher: Ugh, can't we have something more creative than a threesome. If people are going to keep releasing sex tapes for publicity, I'm going to expect them t... more » Understater: Three's a crown. more » CurtCole: Trinidad and Tobago? Maybe she should change her sash to read, "Trinity & To-Lay-Yo." more » -
#homemovies
Caught On Tape
There must be some unwritten rule that beauty queens must film their every assignation: Anya Ayoung-Chee, aka Miss Universe 2008, has become the latest pageant winner to become involved in a sex-tape scandal. Spoiler: It's a threesome. [NYDailyNews] -
#leftovers
Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
• Maine officials announced today that opponents of the state legalizing gay marriage have gathered enough signatures to put the issue to a vote in November. Expect a heated battle in the next two months. • More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features Miss Universe surprisingly facing a barrier, drunk babies, and creepy dad David Cassidy. More » -
#whosbad
Spencer Pratt: "Heidi Is The New Michael Jackson, But Way Bigger"
Regarding wife Heidi Montag's first-ever "live" performance at the Miss Universe pageant, Spencer Pratt says that she's the "modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson." Does he mean she seemed dead? Because that's actually kind of accurate. Dancing Heidi gifs after the jump! -
#gownsandcrowns
Venezuelan Crowned Miss Universe For Second Year In A Row
Yesterday last year's Miss Universe passed the crown on to another Venezuelan, Stefania Fernandez. During the question-and-answer segment Fernandez said women have overcome many hurdles and, "I feel we have reached the level that men are at." [AP] -
#soshethinksshecandance
Heidi Montag Inadequately Bites Britney For Miss Universe Performance
On tonight's Miss Universe broadcast, Heidi Montag (who apparently has thrown in the towel on making the transition to "Heidi Pratt") performed her song "Body Language." She was better than Britney 2007 VMAs, but nowhere close to Britney 2000 VMAS. More » -
#gownsandcrowns
Welcome, Martians: It's Time For The Miss Universe Pageant
Ah, the Miss Universe pageant, Earthlings' arrogant way of asserting that not only are we the only life form in the universe, we're the most beautiful, as well. As Heidi Montag sings, let's watch some intergalactic dreams come true. -
#reminders
Miss Universe Open Thread Tonight!
For those of you who aren't going to watch Mad Men tonight, there will be an open thread for the sure-to-be-trainwreck that is the Miss Universe pageant, starring Billy Bush and special guest Heidi Montag, at 9pmEST. See you there! -
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#dirtbag
Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
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#prettydumb
Miss California USA Believes, Such As
Since Carrie Prejean has thrust the Miss California USA Pageant Organization into the spotlight, the team over there decided to make use of its sudden relevance with a new PSA video, called "I Believe." More » -
#clips
GMA Lets Viewers Judge Whether Aussie Beauty Queen Is "Too" Thin
On this morning's GMA, eliminated Australian Miss Universe contestant Stephanie Naumoska denied accusations that she is too thin. Then Diane Sawyer held up a plate in order to judge Naumoska's idea of a moderate portion. More »
