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more about #missj can'tspellthat: I would really like to begin a short woman militia. We will embrace our actual short stature. We will boycott high heels because, frankly, they hurt a... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Hurrah for Bloody Eyeball! more » lemoner: Anne of Green Gables is jealous of Miss J's puffed sleeves. more » Wandell: As a short girl (5'2) I'm really angry that the two girls left at the end of this cycle were 5'7. ARGH. What's the point? more » marshmallory: Nicole went, in my eyes, from "I'm pretty sure she's autistic" to "she takes good photos" to "OMG I LOVE HER." I'm actually pretty confident that she ... more » highjump: Yes! A second Nicole ANTM winner. This Nicole is very happy, and hoping that Nicole shows up in name game in a few weeks. more » lisas: I always watch this with Mr. lisas, so I asked him if, as a het dude, he found the water orgy at the end appealing. He laughed at me. So there goes my... more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Is it just me or does it seem like Tyra has spent this entire season wacked out on Xanax and canned air? She's been less coherent than usual and can'... more » ArtfulSlinger: So glad it came down to these two. I was rooting for Jen too, but those wonky eyes, like Kara's were the kiss of death. These two, Nicole and Laura, ... more » Elizabth_Bennet: Several things on this episode. First was Anne Schoquette (or however you spell it) channeling her inner Tyra for this episode? She was way over the t... more » jollydolly: Laura's walk only seemed good in comparison to Nicole's initial lumber. Nicole improved with each pass, and if you watch Laura, she's really only so-... more » LaMorena: The photo shoot at the very end of the episode had me cracking up. Congratulations--you win!! Now it's time for your first photo shoot as the new wi... more » morninggloria: Listening to Nicole talk gives me the munchies. more » Crabby Cakes: I've been rooting for Nicole since episode 1, which is usually the kiss of death for any reality show contestant. HOORAY FOR AWKWARD GIRL! The way t... more » xgurl3eb: i like nicole, and i'm glad she won, but i just could not get over her crazy "stomping ogre" runway walk, WTF?? Laura made me sad at the end. I thin... more » mllej: So I'm going to need to find somebody in my life to talk about Kentucky and castratin' bulls at least once a week from here on out. I'm going to miss ... more » onomatopizza: 5'7" isn't short though. how is that petite? if i put on 3 inch heels i'm still only 5'5". if i put on 3 inch heels, my friends still laugh at me for ... more » femme-bot: At first I felt bad for Laura because she was getting sent back to BFE, but then I remembered the non-winners often do better than the winners. TEAM L... more » wednesdayam: Also, was I the only one who hated the outfit they had Nicole in at the beginning of the fashion show (and thus, during judging)? I thought it looked... more » annebreal: For probably the first time, I cried when a contestant on this show was crying. My heart went out to Laura. I found it hard to root for her to win, be... more » -
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ANTM Finale: And The Winner Isβ¦
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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#youwannabeontop
Big Changes At Top Model: Kimora & ALT To Join Cast
Guess who's returning to America's Next Top Model as a judge? The woman the Gatecrasher column calls Tyra Banks' "on-again, off-again frenemy," Kimora Lee Simmons. And rumor has it Miss J will be off the judges panel. More » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#tyrant
Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
Miss J is known to ANTM fans as a character, but today on Tyra—while promoting his book Follow the Model—he revealed personal aspects about his life, coming out of the closet, and the fact that he's a father. More » -
#ragtrade
Zoe Kravitz For Vera; Mary-Kate & Ashley Close Beauty Line
- Zoe Kravitz, negotiating the transition from Famous Daughter to Celebrity, has committed the necessary act of being photographed by Bruce Weber for a perfume campaign. Vera Wang was the lucky partner in fame-chasing. Shall we expect a reality show? [People]
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#ragtrade
Charlize Sits For Vogue; Corinne Day Seriously Ill
- Charlize Theron has nabbed the September cover of a slimmed-down Vogue. The issue counts only 584 pages, compared with the 840 pages of Sienna Miller's 2007 issue. Theron last made the cover in October 2007. [TFS]
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