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    redqueenmeg: I see the look on that cat's face, and I fear my own is about to be detached from my skull. more »
    sybann: this guy: [www.youtube.com] more »
    RisaPlata: Okay, Australian Man, but if your cat starts saying "gun" or "kill" or "they're all out to get you," you'll tell us that too, right? more »
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: MomFoibles' one cat can say "MAU" and it sounds exactly like Gary from Spongebob Squarepants. It's the most doleful sound, like he's just given up on ... more »
    Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I want to hear a cat say prick. That would be epic. I might have to train my cat to say other excellent Australasian swear words, like bugger. more »
    BitchyD: I smell another Michigan J. Frog here. more »
    Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: My two bunnies make emphatic huffing noises that sound really disapproving. Obviously they are watching too much news. more »
    Mishegoss: I knew this cat that used to holler "Noooo" in this super eerie voice whenever his owner, Melanie, insisted on giving him a bath. Every once in a whil... more »
    KiddyKat: My cat can't TELL me to f*ck off, but she can certainly communicate it. more »
    KLondike5: True story: my dearly departed cat used to call to us with a cry that sounded like "hello? hello?" in a bad Japanese accent. He was a shelter cat we... more »
    Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: If this is Mischief, I'm pretty sure he was saying "f-k why?" when this picture was taken. more »
    cuteasabutton: This is brilliant. more »
    Bgirl_Hamster: Holy f--ck, it's a cat in a tub! My husband bathes our cat regularly, despite my lectures that teh kitties can clean themselves. I have to admit, I ... more »
    greensno: want doctor who to remain male for the sole purpose of having nerdy eye candy. UNLESS, they do something interesting with the companion. more »
  • #lolcats

    Cat Says: F#¢k Off.

    An Australian man claims his cat, Mischief, can talk. "He can say seven words all up: mum, no, now, what, f—k, pr—k and why." The cat declined to talk to reporters, instead scratching his owner, then hiding. [News.com.au]
  • #peta

    PETA Pimps Coffins • World's Oldest Cat Turns 125