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more about #mindykaling more comments → BetteD: Am I crazy and without taste for thinking that Jenna Jameson's toenails were kinda cute? Maybe it's because I find her sort of adorable in general. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I imagine Coco and Ice's marriage to be a very one-sided relationship. I guess that's what you get when you decide to be a former pimp's main ho; up ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I am in love with Nicole Richie. more » first man: Yes, Yoko, I would like more lopsided things in my room. more » MalinaMango: In my first year of university, a girl in my residence left her door unlocked. Someone went in and didn't steal anything, but very carefully tipped ev... more » Ms Meghan: YOU GUYS. I love Coco. I'm being totally serious, I think she's the bee's knees. more » plothole: This whole segment got me reluctantly scanning twitter and today I learned... RL Stine is on twitter!!! He's hilarious so far -- you should totally ... more » Scout: I don't know who 98% of these people are - isn't anyone who is actually famous, twatting? more » hughman: stephanie pratt's key to happiness - be blissfully unaware of how to interpret people's horrified reactions. more » MoxieBird: The more tweets of Yoko's I read on here, the more I want Twitter just so I can stalk -- *ahem* -- I mean, follow her. more » TransFat: This marks the second time Jenna has gotten the business from 10 Santas. Hey-O! But seriously, she's a treasure ladies and gentlemen. more » RipCurl: I think The Situation needs to scrape together a few "g"s before he can afford to party at the hottest clubs. Oh, wait. He's going to da hotest club... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: New Jersey: We don't pump gas, we pump fists! ...Yes, I am slightly ashamed of myself. more » Ultraprison!: What... what is Mindy Kaling talking about? I remember when I was little I could go for a long time without doing #2, but I feel like potty breaks for... more » Tippi Hedren: I'm kind of loving the Santa nails... more » -
#tweetbeat
Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation wants some fist pumps, as does Nicole Richie, and Kelly Bensimon wants us all to know—via Twitter—that she has integrity. More » -
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Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.) More » -
#clips
Mindy Kaling to Ellen: "You Look Like a Lemur"
The Office writer Mindy Kaling was on Ellen today, where she showed a picture of herself at age 11 ("You can't tell what gender I was") and gives Ellen major compliments on her ice-blue lemur-like eyes. Bonus clip below. More » -
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Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View
Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace. More » -
#deals
Mindy Kaling Will Single-Handedly Make Romantic Comedies Good Again
The Office writer, actor, and heroine just got a big movie deal for The Low Self Esteem of Lizzie Gillespie, about "a woman whose lack of self-worth has limited her choice in men to losers." [Variety] -
#goodbadugly
Emmy Fashion 2009: The Good
When they were good, they were very, very, very good: More » -
#clips
Craig Ferguson Sends Mindy Kaling Into A Dangerous Custard Zone
Mindy Kaling stopped by The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson on Friday night to promote the new season of The Office, and ended up calling Ferguson out for recommending a custard shop in the "sketchiest" neighborhood ever. Via [ONTD] -
#goodbadugly
InStyle In Style? Try In Extremis!
Eliza Dushku, Ashlee Simpson, Gabrielle Union, Kat Dennings - the list of stars at InStyle Magazine's 8th annual Summer Soiree, at Hollywood's London Hotel, was long. The list of fashion infractions? Even longer. More » -
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#dancedancerevolution
Mindy Kaling Makes Sexytime Funny
Last night, Mindy Kaling web-chatted Jimmy Fallon to demonstrate how she tried to dance sexy for her boyfriend via webcam. She thought her face was sexy, but he only saw her breasts. They both won. -
#dirtbag
Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Oksanas Confirm And Deny Mel Gibson Affair; Hulk Hogan On Ex-Wife: "I Totally Understand O.J."
- Both Mel Gibson and Russian classical pianist Oksana Kolesnikova deny that they're having an affair. She insists she's "happily married" and four months pregnant with her husband's child. As for the other Oksana ... [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?
- Lindsay Lohan a liar? In the latest issue of Nylon, LL says she's hoping to work with Seth Rogen but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says:
