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more about #milk andromache: I think she's udderly fabulous. more » BAngieB: You cares what she thinks? It's a cow's opinion...it's moo. more » Shamrockette: The SWAT team is having a cow! more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Hey lady? I don't know what kind of newfangled cows you've got in France, but those aren't exactly bovine udders you've got there... more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Damnit! I asked my friend to stay indoors when she wears her "I've gone off the wagon" ensemble. more » morninggloria: Ugh, she's totally milking this. more » A Small Turnip: No, I'm sorry. Until you've peed on someone's lawn, it doesn't count as Cowsuit Crazy. Try harder. more » curiousgeorgiana: Udderly hilarious. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: What. The. Fuck. The caption makes it all clear, but having this show up contextless on the front page really threw me. more » NefariousNewt: We were in Colmar, just south of there last week. Kind of glad I missed the festivities. more » Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: Are we to conclude that MTV's demographic only saw "The Dark Night," "High School Musical 3," "Twilight," and "Slumdog Millionaire" this year? more » hfree: The fact that Bruce Springsteen will most likely lose out to mother-fing Paramore makes my heart hurt. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: So, I'm guessing that the MTV programming from now until May 31st will be back to back specials about how amazing, influential, and brilliant past MTV... more » LocalStMary: I call Shenanigans. Patterson, you are high aren't you?Those go beyond bedroom eyes. more » cwisto moweina has got yer goat: I know I posted this in the OT last night, but I think it's relevant here. I just wanted to see how he looked with shorter hair (I know, weird in itse... more » lalaland13: The Slumdog Millionaire shithole scene grossed me out, although I knew they were trying to speak to 1) how deplorable conditions can be in the slums a... more » rednrowdy: am i alone in thinking that kate winslet being nominated for something like 'the reader' is a little...um...weird considering the age range that mtv i... more » sarrible: I cannot even believe I'm weighing in on this, but...I don't think Freida and Dev actually kissed in Slumdog Millionaire. Which is its own barrel of W... more » R_Claw: Thanks for the picture, I needed a little pick me up. more » lilbobbytables: Ben Barnes makes me giggle and blush and shuffle my feet. If I were to meet him, he would be in serious danger of either getting a "do you like me: ye... more » -
#thegoldenpopcorngoesto
Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight Lead MTV Movie Award Noms
The category "Best WTF Moment" has been added to the MTV Movie Awards this year, but with films like Slumdog Millionaire and Milk competing with High School Musical 3 and Twilight, every category screams, "WTF?" More » -
#milkdud
Got Objectification?
This bottle of milk fabricated to look like a disembodied breast is so disturbing it's tough to summon the words of outrage; after the jump, follow the bottle's life cycle from fridge to trash. [Heost] More » -
#itdoesabodybad
Bukkake Alert
A reader sent us a link to these offensive Russian milk ads. Passive women and splattered white stuff ≠ dairy. (More after the jump.) Related, sorta? Oregon's new bill. [English Russia, Shakesville, BoingBoing] More » -
#dirtbag
Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbag
The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing. -
