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more about #mikemeyers more comments → The Queen of No: The guy I'm dating has a bed that dips in the center, his kitchen is hideously dirty (like he still has a pot of chili from a month ago sitting on his... more » thekillerkitten: I once dumped someone after he wrote me an email (from Switzerland) telling me about a cartoon he was seeing everywhere of "a duck wearing a bire." B... more » chamomile: I went on a blind date with a guy who had the worst manners I have ever seen on an adult, especially an adult who was trying to make a good impression... more » Mafalda para Presidente: I once dumped a guy because he was rude to the waitress. Oh wait, that's a valid reason, never mind. more » trublusu: I had a guy dump me because he said I was too nice and I liked sex too much...go figure. more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Before I met my best friend, we had both dumped the same guy because he smelled like corn. It was disconcerting, ok? more » LatestBy: Which is why I love Reasonswhyidumpedyou.com more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I once broke up with a guy because he was one of those sappy, emotional, psuedo-intellectual types. At first, I thought he was all deep and esoteric. ... more » WaltzingMatilda: I have a dear, dear friend who seriously never gave a girl a second chance after a first date for the most absurd of reasons. We actually called him S... more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Hey, Jessica Simpson made a career off of many Seinfeldian reasons not to date someone: 1. Creepy father 2. Believes a post-Emmy party would occur BEF... more » chocolatecoffeebeans: I'm trying to break up with a guy right now and have been for almost a month. And I just can't come up with a decent (i.e. Seinfeldian) reason to tell... more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: And sometimes, these people don't love themselves. //panda hugs/ more » tscheese: Also, the general theme I'm getting from Jezebel today is that everybody is really bad at breaking up with everybody else. more » CrossWord: I wasn't planning on continuing a summer fling, but the final nail in the coffin of that relationship was that his "goodbye" present was a HUGE - like... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: If it's just a first date, then did you really "dump" them? more »
