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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I didn't know Ice-T was Charles Manson's love child. more »
kookla: I am as guilty as the next person for believing everything I read in tabloids, but even my bullshit detector tells me that Katie is never going to wri... more »
Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I'm surprised, but I actually think Nicole Kidman looks good in the most recent photo. There was a moment there when she was starting to look Melanie... more »
LatestBy: Every time I see a picture of Gaboury Sidibe, it's one part "You're awesome and I want to be friends with you!" and one part plain old relief that she... more »
Grim Reaper of the Forest: If Charles Manson's son is upset about the family resemblance, he maybe should cut his hair and shave that goatee. more »
phantom lady: for fucks sake Out of Touch. give up the Brad and Jen bullshit already! its been what? 4 or 5 years. that dead horse has been beat for so long its al... more »
lumenatrix: Don't ask me how I know this, but I'm pretty sure Courtney Cox dated Adam Duritz, not Jen Aniston. Silly Star! Keep your Friends alum drama straight! more »
Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I find Suri Cruise's high heels to be the most disturbing thing about that family. And that's saying a lot. more »
Dodgergirl: Robsten? You're not even trying anymore US. How about.. Kristinson? Robstew? Pattinert? No, wait, I totally go it: Robert Pattinson and Kristen ... more »
rodmanstreet: I can't tell you how badly I want every last one of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise rumors to be true. I want Suri to be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubb... more »
CurtCole: more »
bluetrain84: Those angel wing baby shower invitations look kind of, ummm, unlucky to me. Know what I mean? I would not be into those if I were having a baby. more »
DutchessOfDork: Gabby looks great in those clothes! more »
bowleserised: Jezebels, you know how when the site launched you offered a cash reward for before and after photoshop jobs on magazine covers? Please could you offe... more »
Sputnik_Sweetheart: Um, what guy doesn't like it when his wife wears sexy lingerie? Try harder Star! more »

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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for juicy gossip in In Touch, Us, Life& Style, Star and Ok!. In case you hadn't heard, Nicole and Joel had a Moonie wedding! More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Pirate Movie Is Better Than Gosselin Drama
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where Margaret and I shovel the meaningless manure in Us, Life & Style, In Touch, Star and Ok! Why should we care about the Gosselins when we're already standing in line for Shiloh's pirate flick?!?!! More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan! More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I experience a computer-crashing conundrum: If Lindsay Lohan did dress as Lindsay Lohan to rob herself and Demi Moore did have cosmetic surgery, then do celebrities lie more than tabloids? More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for the joy of good gossip inside Us, In Touch, Star, Ok! and Life & Style. Instead we find falsehoods and reported cosmetic procedures gone wrong. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Weddings, Diets & Dating The Dude You're Writing About
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it's getting really… trashy. Between the Gosselin love triangle; Jessica's "revenge" diet; Kardashian implants and "Hollywood Body Watches," we're actually nostalgic for some classy coke pants! Margaret and I rummage through the garbage, ahead. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Sad Kids, Bikini Bodies, Catfights & Tree People
Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I gorge ourselves on the sugary, empty calories of the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. Treacly stuff from Us, Ok!, Star, Life & Style, and In Touch, ahead. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Gosselin Engaged To "Bimbo"; Aniston's Revenge Romance
It was a shitty week in tabloidland, friends, which is why every magazine received a failing grade. Margaret assists as we suffer through the stench of putrid gossip in Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump. More »

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