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more about #midlifecrisis more comments → NerD: Blattella: My midlife crisis included a sports car, a $300 haircut, and a girlfriend who was 10 years older than me. You sir, are having a mid life crisis. You... more » Gumbina80: Likes: Fast things, motorcycles, tattoos, Ed Hardy, body piercing, space ships, GI Joe, skateboards, catching lizards, tractors. Dislikes: Vegetables,... more » A-girl: I love that they blurred out his Ed Hardy wear. more » Conchie Birdie: He just doesn't know when to shut up. more » token_illiterate_commenter: As a forty-something guy who drives a red sports car, I know something about having a midlife crisis. You sir, are having one. more » oh.meaghan: Yeah, and two years ago he was lamenting the fact that he had the tattoos while sitting next to his wife and praising Jesus on the same damn show. Jo... more » messybessy: His Ed Hardy t-shirts look way better blurred out. more » baboonbutt: Please stop watching. Stop feeding the beast. Do the humane thing and allow this show to die. It is as if we cannot stop ourselves from poking the cor... more » ALittleBitGothic2.0: Seeing tabloid headlines about Jon and/or Kate's mid-life crisis makes my blood boil. THEY ARE 33 YEARS OLD! Unless this is Ghana, that's not middle a... more » spunkay: It's like when my nephew cries "I'm not being a baby!" while kicking and screaming. more » rednrowdy: yes, jon. we know that you're only 32. you have your whole life ahead of you. i have to wonder when he got the tats. more » dichotomy: Translation - "Come and get it, ladies!" more » morninggloria: Jon sounds like a kid who is high on Mountain Dew and deficient in attention to a disorderly degree: "I like fast things and dump trucks and fires an... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: When you list the ways in which you are badass, you automatically negate any badassitude. more » youbehim: Well Kate did dress him...but, I don't think he realizes it was for the best. more » -
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Jon Gosselin: "It's Not A Midlife Crisis!"
On last night's J&KP8, Jon addressed his new look by saying, "I've always liked motorcycles and cars and fast things and I have four tattoos. This is who I'm gonna be. " His daughters, however, are not fond of his earrings.
